WaaaY too much to drink
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and
he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees
him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the ma...More...
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posted May 10, 2007 at 9:34 PM
Tax Time Humor
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS
auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant l...More...
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posted May 9, 2007 at 3:47 PM
LIFE WITH THE WIFE
Being a man, I've never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and
women differs so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think w...More...
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posted May 7, 2007 at 11:13 PM
Wally and LouAnn
At 85 years of age, Wally married LouAnn, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, LouAnn decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is ...More...
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posted May 1, 2007 at 8:54 PM
Naughty Riddles
Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say...More...
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2 kudos |
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posted Apr 24, 2007 at 12:02 AM
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - N...More...
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posted Apr 17, 2007 at 8:27 PM
COSMETIC SURGERY
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be ke...More...
3 comments |
0 kudos |
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posted Apr 16, 2007 at 10:08 PM
Irish Family
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ...More...
3 comments |
1 kudo |
84 views |
posted Apr 13, 2007 at 12:00 AM
WTF with G-Spot Or Clit
I keep hearing is that if you wanna give a woman multiple orgasm is to stimulate the G-Spot and I read articles on it how to do it and then put it to test and I did stimulate the G-spot but the girls ...More...
7 comments |
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posted Apr 11, 2007 at 9:28 PM
World Traveling
Someone has way too much time on their hands:
Go to google.com.
Click on Maps.
Click on Get Directions.
From: New York, New York.
To: Paris, France.
Then, read line #23.
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posted Apr 10, 2007 at 9:14 PM
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