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Frooze To Death  
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 287 views | posted Jun 26, 2007 at 9:53 PM

Nun And A Cabby  
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 294 views | posted Jun 21, 2007 at 11:49 AM

Taken Captive By A Pirate  
Yes I am taken captive by emaraldpirate she has stolen my heart and made me prisoner on her ship.

Right now serving as her cabin boy and taking care of her needs and oh yes I have finally met my ma...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 315 views | posted Jun 19, 2007 at 11:30 PM

kissin some cheeks  
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
Severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
Skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Jun 12, 2007 at 1:28 PM

Not Since 1955  
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 261 views | posted Jun 7, 2007 at 12:16 AM

Hhmm.,.,.Real Cowboy,..,?  
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He r...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 371 views | posted Jun 4, 2007 at 9:52 PM

Jamacian Fireman  
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife "Ya know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station...

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 232 views | posted Jun 1, 2007 at 11:46 PM

Little Red Riding Hood - The New Version  
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees a
big bad wolf
crouched down behind a log.
" My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

6 comments | 2 kudos | 301 views | posted May 24, 2007 at 1:34 AM

The Doctor and the Ferrari  
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and It costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red lig...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted May 20, 2007 at 11:26 AM

Wishful Thinking........  
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is yo...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 260 views | posted May 17, 2007 at 11:13 AM

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