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28-year-old Male
Seeking Both: 18 - 99
Columbus, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Aquarius Aquarius
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I'll hump anything, anytime, pulse optional

About myself
I'm a cat. I've got issues. In fact, My issues have issues.

I'm a humping cat from the USA
I'll screw anything that passes my way
I'll serenade them with my pretty song
and hump like a rabbit all night long
I may be furry and I may be small
but I'm the greatest lover of them all
So mail me at AMD
get ready for a night of fun when we meet
I love all things single or suitored
One babe thinks I should be neutered
So take a number and place your bets
Coz this is one cat that isn’t going to the vets

The person I would like to meet
Someone that won't throw me down the stairs, kick me or beat me with a skillet.

About my work
Work? I lay around the house and shit in a box... what's work?

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Phone sex for hours with Ewe_Wish

My idea of a great date
One that will stay still long enough for me to mount them.

What do you find attractive in people?
They feed me and change my litter.

What do others do that irritate you?
Abuse me when I just wanna get laid.

What do you think is your best quality?
My singing ability.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Nothing, I'm purrrrrrrrrrrrfect the way I am

Describe your physique.
Furry. Fat. Lazy.

What do you do well sexually?
Hump armchairs. Phone sex. (Ewe_Wish can give references)

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I'm open to try anything

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Real sex with Ewe_Wish

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Anything, I don't wanna work, I just wanna hump on the couch all day.

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