A massage and sensation  
This is a test to see if I can make you wet. It is designed for women to take. After you take the test give me some feedback and tell me what you thought. There are three seperate test each designed ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 44 views | posted Apr 5, 2008 at 3:05 PM

The Prototype part 2  
"Then why did you make me this way?" was all she could say. I attempted to push Sylvia off of me, but she looked at me with those beautiful green eyes and I melted back into the recliner. She kissed...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 57 views | posted Apr 5, 2008 at 2:19 PM

Let's get this party started  
A virtual beach house party. I just rented this virtual beach house (actually it's a manision) and two miles of beach. 12 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, plus more for everyones use. Plus a ful...More...
138 comments | 11 kudos | 564 views | posted Apr 4, 2008 at 8:20 PM

Foreplay or not to foreplay  
How much foreplay is enough? 30 seconds on each nipple, is that enough? 45 seconds of rubbing between the legs? A little sucking and kissing on the neck? A minute spent between the legs using a to...More...
33 comments | 0 kudos | 157 views | posted Apr 3, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Handjobs win over blowjobs  
Back on November 18th I posted a blog stating that I believe that oral sex is overrated.

oral sex is overrated...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 189 views | posted Apr 2, 2008 at 6:18 PM

Not an April Fools Joke  
Tomorrow is a big day for me. Those of you who know me know that recently I was given a second chance. But with conditions. The doctors pretty much told me to eat properly and exercise and lose 90 ...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | 120 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 10:43 PM

I think my kids may be aliens  
It's true. I'll take my oldest for instance and you can tell me what you think.

-At birth he was all purple and had a cone shaped head. That's not human.
-Ten days later he starts to turn yellow....More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 76 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Sorry ladies but we are recalling all the toys  
There has been a worldwide recall of all dildos, vibrators and any similar device. These device have been known to cause the following: rapid heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, back archin...More...
27 comments | 1 kudo | 191 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 12:39 AM

Would this be considered rape?  
Being a courier I have had upon occasions made a delivery to a chemistry professors house. She does her teaching at a small college near the outskits of town. On this particular day it was a deliver...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 113 views | posted Mar 30, 2008 at 12:09 AM