I'm just thinking out loud  
What do women like when it comes to giving a guy a blow job? Do you like it when a guy grabs the back of you head or grabs your hair? Would you prefer he just ran his fingers through your hair or he...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | 265 views | posted Mar 26, 2008 at 11:08 AM

Two new GPS products brought to you by The Purple Prophet Inc.  
Men gather around and feast your eyes on this. You all have heard of the Garmin GPS system well I have invented the Carmen. This product sits with you in your car while you drive. If you need direc...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 247 views | posted Mar 25, 2008 at 8:14 PM

The Purple Prophet Lives  
First of all I just want to apologize to all of my friends here for not giving any notice on the cancellation of my account. As part of a contingecy plan my son was supossed to cancel all the account...More...
24 comments | 0 kudos | 281 views | posted Mar 24, 2008 at 12:50 AM

Girls put your toys away  
This is not an attempt to offend anyone. But his site is not here to find a fuck. It's here for women to look at my pictures and masturbate. To masturbate furosiously while glaring at the picture o...More...
20 comments | 2 kudos | 577 views | posted Feb 27, 2008 at 6:38 PM

Last call for alcohol  
AMD Yearbook list and voting rules

Hey all. I gotta be going. I'm hungry ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 220 views | posted Feb 25, 2008 at 5:19 PM

The unhijackable blog  
I was just blog hoppin and noticed and inordinate amount of folks that should be at work. I have an excuse. My car died and won't be ressurected until tomorrow. But if any of you all want to stop ...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | 259 views | posted Feb 25, 2008 at 2:46 PM

Without the weather what would you have?  
I keep hearing people say "I don't like this weather, I just wish it would go away" Well without any weather what would you have? What is the fear of emoticons? Some of them scare me. I scare me. ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 174 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 4:12 PM

We are all evil...A Sunday school message  
We the people of AMD have been accused of being evil. I can't believe it - all of you are evil. And ugly? Did she say ugly? No. But any way. You evil people know who you are. You evil ugly peopl...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | 306 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 1:35 PM

I was pissed  
The night before I had overheard my girlfriend telling her friends that she had never had an orgasm. I was pissed. She may have faked a few but not all. I may not be the most worldy guy but I can t...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 194 views | posted Feb 23, 2008 at 10:34 PM