Let's get this party started  
A virtual beach house party. I just rented this virtual beach house (actually it's a manision) and two miles of beach. 12 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, 2 kitchens, plus more for everyones use. Plus a ful...More...
141 comments | 11 kudos | 782 views | posted Apr 4, 2008 at 8:20 PM

Foreplay or not to foreplay  
How much foreplay is enough? 30 seconds on each nipple, is that enough? 45 seconds of rubbing between the legs? A little sucking and kissing on the neck? A minute spent between the legs using a to...More...
33 comments | 0 kudos | 267 views | posted Apr 3, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Handjobs win over blowjobs  
Back on November 18th I posted a blog stating that I believe that oral sex is overrated.

oral sex is overrated...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 331 views | posted Apr 2, 2008 at 6:18 PM

Not an April Fools Joke  
Tomorrow is a big day for me. Those of you who know me know that recently I was given a second chance. But with conditions. The doctors pretty much told me to eat properly and exercise and lose 90 ...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | 239 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 10:43 PM

I think my kids may be aliens  
It's true. I'll take my oldest for instance and you can tell me what you think.

-At birth he was all purple and had a cone shaped head. That's not human.
-Ten days later he starts to turn yellow....More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 208 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Sorry ladies but we are recalling all the toys  
There has been a worldwide recall of all dildos, vibrators and any similar device. These device have been known to cause the following: rapid heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, back archin...More...
27 comments | 1 kudo | 326 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 12:39 AM

Would this be considered rape?  
Being a courier I have had upon occasions made a delivery to a chemistry professors house. She does her teaching at a small college near the outskits of town. On this particular day it was a deliver...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 238 views | posted Mar 30, 2008 at 12:09 AM

The Prototype  
I love being me. I sold the plans for my artificial intelligent life-like robot for 27 trillion dollars. Yes trillion. I know money doesn't go as far now as it did in the 21st century but I'm still...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 295 views | posted Mar 29, 2008 at 7:49 PM

Sex blog Saturday...Anyone up for it?  
I know I was gone for a few weeks but are Sex blog Saturdays still with us. For those of you who don't know I came up with an idea theat on Saturdays all (or as many as possible) the blogs would be a...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Mar 28, 2008 at 7:26 PM