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Former comedian. I mostly stay home and use/repair/play on my computer. I am an avid gamer. I have an extensive (but not overly intimidating) vocabulary, I'm intelligent, sensitive, and at times crass and offensive to people who are timid or overly religous. I do not really enjoy being outdoors. I collect handguns as a hobby however I can not hunt or fish. I catch and release most bugs to give you an idea. I have recently taken up social drinking. I also started smoking again, and really wish I hadn't. I believe in honesty to a fault. I can use all the friends I can muster. Any would be an improvement. I have been on my own for two months or so now and I am ready to start living my life again.
The person I would like to meet
I am looking for people who want to hang out, play games, or just generally interact with. Talking would be wonderful. Anything beyond that would be amazing. I'd like to be amazed.
About my work
I work as the third shift technician for a factory in Manchester. I am in the MIS department, and do general repairs, along with some network maintenance.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I play computer games. I also play card games such as Magic: The Gathering. I problem solve technical issues. I'll kick your kids' ASS at some Rock Band or Guitar Hero.
My idea of a great date
We meet somewhere public to get a feel for each other and eat some casual food. Pizza or mexican, something simple and inexpensive. After an hour or two of exchanging details about each others lives, we would drive to someplace secluded to get closer. Something ridiculous like a playground or ball field. Spread out a blanket and watch the clouds roll by as we held hands or cuddled fully clothed. There should be a lot more talking at this point. Once we had exhausted all questions we had, MAYBE some light petting and kissing. The best part of the date would be you telling me you wanted to do it again, and see where things progress from there.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Drifted apart over the years, and she met someone she liked better. I'm alone and hating it.But I am happier than I was.
What is your academic background?
I failed 8th, failed 9th, then dropped out when I was to be a sophmore. Mostly due to an inability to cope with the cruelty of the kids in my schools growing up. I got my GED in '89, and attended a semester of technical school in '98. I attended a semester of college around 2003. I have been working on computers self taught since 1991. I am DAMN good at what I do. And not a shred of paper evidence to prove it.
What do you find attractive in people?
Full breasts. Kind words. Compassion for others. Genuine smiles. Understanding and accepting of flaws.
What do others do that irritate you?
Remind me of my flaws. I already know them thanks. Laugh at the misfortune of others. Prefer to step on the back of a man that's down to raise themself rather than help him up.
What do you think is your best quality?
At this point I don't even know. I would like to say my empathy for others, but I am having a hard time focusing beyond my own lonelyness as of late. Guess we'll have to go with honesty.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I could deal with being alone and be happy with my life. UPDATE: I'm half way there. All that's left is to fix being alone :)
Describe your physique.
I have a noticible belly, but nothing overly scary. I am absolutely covered in a fine pelt of Italian fur. Except for my balding head. I keep my hair long, but pulled back in a pony tail almost exclusively. I'm tall, dark, and I've been told handsome with kind features. I carry my weight fairly well.
What do you do well sexually?
Hahahah I been married 13 years. About all I do well is get off. All joking aside - I'd probably have to say giving oral.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Hold me. Before. After. Kiss me and relax. Fall asleep in my arms and enjoy my company. There should be at least a little foreplay, and afterplay is preferred. Basically, I like the experience to be complete instead of rushed and empty.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
None. Faithfully married for the last 13 years. Have not had any previous to my marriage either.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Closest one is long term adult relationship. Friendship is also an acceptable choice.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I am crass, lewd and enjoy jokes. Even if they make me look foolish. Watching people laugh at me is OK. At least they are laughing. I do things that are horrifying and hilarious. I like to be unpredictable. For example, I recently posted pictures of myself wearing a thong armed with many, many handguns at a forum I read. Thousands of people wound up seeing them, and invariably there were outcrys of horror. They spread to a bunch of websites, a few of which get millions of hits a day. I had reports of people receiving them in emails as a FWD>FWD>FWD kind of thing. I would not be surprised in the least if you have already seen them. I intentionally made them as unflattering as possible, to amplify their impact. It was a huge success and I'm very happy with the results. They were laughing at me, I was laughing with them. I know my faults, I know my shortcomings. And I am man enough to enjoy humor at my own expense without any loss of dignity or respect.
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