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Seeking Women: 21 - 50
Royal Oak, Michigan
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Love Poems  
I don't usually copy jokes and such from porn sites, and I didn't look to see if it had been previously posted... but who gives a flying fart?
Women's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 442 views | posted May 7, 2008 at 4:56 AM

Wanna cruise with me?  

I'm driving along, cruising with a date, and we approach a red light. Well, my hot rod ain't made for slowing down, so I step on it. She FREAKS! "What are you doing? Are you CRAZY?!?"

I say "Don'...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 455 views | posted May 3, 2008 at 3:49 AM

Women are fuckin' NUTS.  
No, sorry; if you checked this blog to see what else I had to say on the subject, I am quite sorry to disappoint you...but the gist of my message has been delivered.

And you women that KNOW you're ...More...
33 comments | 1 kudo | 1016 views | posted Apr 30, 2008 at 10:25 PM

Waxing philosophical on love... or, "Primal Entanglement"  
Doubt y'all will see me around too much anymore; I've been (as several know) anti-relationship, and not wanting kids, or marriage, or cohabitation, or serial dating...hell, I've been anti-just-about-e...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 439 views | posted Mar 10, 2008 at 1:23 AM

The Science Of Love  

An interesting thing happened to me on the way to my inbox...

I tripped over a Soul Mate.

Rather chance acquaintance, or so it began... I should begin at the concept itself. See, there are onl...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 476 views | posted Feb 3, 2008 at 2:04 AM

3 Little Pigs (joke)  
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 407 views | posted Jan 23, 2008 at 6:37 PM

How To Be A Dead Mother Fucker: Lesson #1  
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hi...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 442 views | posted Jan 11, 2008 at 12:33 AM

Religious humor  
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly Jesus was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, J...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 387 views | posted Jan 4, 2008 at 1:20 PM

Elementary relationship quiz  
This quiz was given to a group of 500 elementary school kids...followed by the best answers. Kids say the darnedest things...


( 1 ) You got to find somebody w...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 375 views | posted Dec 20, 2007 at 9:47 PM

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