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Seeking Men: 28 - 47
Houston, Texas
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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If Men Wrote Advice Columns  
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best t...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 472 views | posted Aug 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM

I love men, but these are still hilarious.  
Men are like….

1) Men are like laxatives… they irritate the crap out of you.

2) Men are like bananas… The older they get, the less firm they are

3) Men are like the weathe...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 414 views | posted Aug 2, 2008 at 10:41 AM

How to Know If You're An Extreme Redneck  
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been ma...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 453 views | posted Jul 11, 2008 at 12:03 AM

Erotica Part 3  
As he more fully penetrated her with his hard shaft, they both moaned with mutual pleasure. She tingled at experiencing his hard member so deeply inside her wet slit, and he was very excited by feelin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 599 views | posted May 10, 2008 at 2:42 PM

Erotica Part 2  
As she lightly bounced up and down on his face, she felt her whole body quiver with delight as he continued to give her more climaxes. She was so moist and eager to feel his massive erection.
She eas...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 607 views | posted May 3, 2008 at 7:07 PM

She loved the feel of his soft tongue inside her fresh essence as she rode his face. He knew exactly when to lick hard and when to lick soft. He knew precisely when to lick slow and when to lick fas...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 477 views | posted May 3, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Quick Thinking  
Quick Thinking

When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was totally naïve.

On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria said, "Pedro! What ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 641 views | posted Aug 26, 2007 at 8:39 AM

Intense Gambling And/Or Sexual Urges  
A certain medication is being advertised to help those afflicted with restless leg syndrome. In the television commercials after noting other potential side effects, it is stated, "Please notify your...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 575 views | posted Aug 21, 2007 at 5:35 PM

A Story in Honor of May Being Masurbation Month  
My boyfriend was supposed to come see me that morning, but he had to work late. I had been anticipating having him touch and lick me all night. I was so wet and ready waiting to feel his expert tongue...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 1123 views | posted May 6, 2007 at 1:40 PM

May is Masturbation Month  
I read that May has been deemed masturbation month, so everyone have a good time with yourself. What is your favorite way to enjoy yourself? Care to share?
14 comments | 2 kudos | 1080 views | posted May 2, 2007 at 6:15 PM

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