Surviving Hurricane Ike
Thank goodness this week is over. Before the storm hit, we stocked up on water, batteries, and non-perishable food. Even though I knew we wouldn't be evacuating, I also filled the gas tank because I...More...
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posted Sep 21, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Urban Legend: Do Spiders Secretly Crawl in Our Mouths as We Sleep?
You eat eight spiders every year in your sleep. True?
Nope, says MythBusters. There's no evidence that spiders secretly crawl into our mouths while we're sleeping. Even if you were lying perfectly ...More...
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posted Aug 10, 2008 at 10:14 PM
If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best t...More...
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posted Aug 3, 2008 at 1:11 PM
I love men, but these are still hilarious.
Men are like….
1) Men are like laxatives… they irritate the crap out of you.
2) Men are like bananas… The older they get, the less firm they are
3) Men are like the weathe...More...
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posted Aug 2, 2008 at 10:41 AM
How to Know If You're An Extreme Redneck
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been ma...More...
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posted Jul 11, 2008 at 12:03 AM
Erotica Part 3
As he more fully penetrated her with his hard shaft, they both moaned with mutual pleasure. She tingled at experiencing his hard member so deeply inside her wet slit, and he was very excited by feelin...More...
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posted May 10, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Erotica Part 2
As she lightly bounced up and down on his face, she felt her whole body quiver with delight as he continued to give her more climaxes. She was so moist and eager to feel his massive erection. She eas...More...
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posted May 3, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Erotica
She loved the feel of his soft tongue inside her fresh essence as she rode his face. He knew exactly when to lick hard and when to lick soft. He knew precisely when to lick slow and when to lick fas...More...
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posted May 3, 2008 at 3:55 PM
Quick Thinking
Quick Thinking
When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was totally naïve.
On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria said, "Pedro! What ...More...
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posted Aug 26, 2007 at 8:39 AM
Intense Gambling And/Or Sexual Urges
A certain medication is being advertised to help those afflicted with restless leg syndrome. In the television commercials after noting other potential side effects, it is stated, "Please notify your...More...
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