AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating
67-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 45 - 60
Joplin, Missouri
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Taurus Taurus
send mail forward to friend
send wink print profile
add to favorites report abuse
add to friends post shoutout

Did you really read my profile?

About myself
I'm becomeing an Elf... A beautiful rubenesque, small BBW. I have blue eyes, a sence of humor, feelings, and a brain. I'm also a surviver of the original Woodstock so I don't like closed minded, pushy, overbaring, power hungry know it all's. I'm a gypsy/pagan, I enjoy nature, camping, drumming, making mead, gardening, reading, watching the sun come up or go down with a good cup of coffee, sit by the fireside, snuggleing, star watching, and slow walks in the forests and going to Fests to sell my wares. I love animals and I'm owned by the neighbors dog and cats.. I'm quiet on the outside (and saucy in the bedroom.) I also have Neuropathy.. Simular to MS. This means the nerves in my leg muscles don't work well so I waddle with a cane and enjoy the wheelie races at Walmarts on Fridays. So if you cringe or embarrised by canes & wheelchairs.. move on down the line cause I have better things to do ( like enjoying life) than waste my time with your atittude. I don't like one nighters, discreet, quickies, and don't get involved with married men. What? you thought pagans had no morals? SURPRISE! We do. I'm not a Barbie doll and I'm extreemly low matanance. I'm looking to make friends for weekend BBQ's, movie nights, or just hanging out with a cup of coffee on the porch watching the sunset/sunrise. Now I know most of you know that being friends takes time and I have plenty of that. I'm in NO HURRY. So, if you live in Missouri, Kansas, Oaklahoma or Arkansas.. drop me a line and let's see what the Gods have in mind.

The person I would like to meet
Person with simular intrests, A wee bit of old fashion manners but still wild in their heart. Someone who hasn't forgotten the passion and romance. This includes Harley riders. What? You didn't think they had manners and values? Most do. You just need to look on the inside cause that's what counts. I don't cyberchat or cybercam or send nude pic's. Not into couples or married men. I like the real thing.. Remember, I'm Pagan, not a computer cyber vixin. Friends first. This means camping, fishing, weekend BBQ's etc. *Safe sane & concentual* I don't cybercam nor cyber chat.

About my work
I'm an Artist..I paint what I see, Dragons, Elves, Fairys, Trolls, Sprites
and the like...

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Camping,fishing, sewing, gardening, reading and much more..and don't f orget the renassisance fairs.You'll just have to get to know me.. lol

My idea of a great date
A place that we mutualy agree on. Hopefully it's a quiet place so we can chat and hear each other.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
The past is gone, so learn from it and don't make the same mistake twice...

What is your fantasy vacation?
Hummmm This ones still being created.

What is your academic background?
I have a Masters in Ballet and Art, a degree in nursing and I'm a registered Minister in the state of Missouri.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Went to Gaia/Heartland. Do it every May. Campout for a week, drumming, shopping, meeting people of a like mind..shareing ideas, discussing life under the stars by the camp fire.

What do you find attractive in people?
Their charactor.

What do others do that irritate you?
lie, cheat, steal, pushy attitudes, fowl mouthed, lazy( I mean really lazy not laid back) uncareing, ill mannared.. shall I go on????

What do you think is your best quality?
My willingness to listen, compromise when need be.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
This is a hard one...I'd have to say I need to learn how to say "NO" more

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you Wiccan/Pagan or religiously open minded.

Describe your physique.
Rubenesque, victorian shaped, a small BBW and proud of it so don't try to get me to loose weight. Deal with it or move on, blue eyes.

What do you do well sexually?
hehehehehehehehehe wouldn't you love to find out???? That's for my partner to know when the time is right.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
e***** not enough room on this site to tell you....

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Let's talk

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
See above and let's share

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO! NONE! I'm D&D free. I have regular check ups and lab work done because of my disability so, I expect you to do the same. I practice Safe, Sane and Consentual sex.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Long term.. but NOT marrage. The government won't let me get married... Tis a wild story so if your intrested...

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I'm not into gammers, players, one night stands etc..I will NOT answer to unfilled profiles or sexual handles as this tells me which head is in controll.. Just looing to make a new friend/companion and move on with life..including all the ups and downs..

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

*WARNING* AdultMatchdoctor does not screen its members. It is very important that you read our safety warning before you communicate with any of our members. Profiles from Non-English speaking countries have their own special section on the safety warning page, make sure to read it if you are responding to such profiles!

*18 U.S.C. 2257* This website is exempt from 18 U.S.C. 2257.  This website does not produce visual depictions of actual sexual conduct, but is a mere hosting service/distributor of classified dating ads that may contain such photos submitted by our members. Read more here.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2016 Online Singles, LLC.