And They Walk Among Us!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of st...More...
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posted Mar 9, 2010 at 6:48 PM
New Trend- Shave Your Pussy While Driving
Seems some total ditz decided she was capable of shaving her bikini line while driving & wrecked here in Florida. From local news reports, the claims say she was shaving her bikini area while driving...More...
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posted Mar 9, 2010 at 9:58 AM
Sex In The Morning
Is sex in the morning something you enjoy? Or are you the type that is a complete grouch and you couldn't care to be bothered in the mornings for anything?
I love sex in the morning....More...
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posted Mar 8, 2010 at 10:02 AM
Your Selling What?
Two Irishmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now so...More...
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posted Mar 7, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Pointy Vs. Saggy ~ Boobs: Then & Now
A good friend of mine whom I chat with on a regular basis wrote me and asked something I had never put any thought into, but after reading his question.......I gotta say-Inquiring minds want to know!!...More...
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posted Mar 6, 2010 at 3:52 PM
New President For The $50???
I was listening to the news this morning and heard there was a proposal to put Ronald Reagan's face onto the $50 bill.
It kind of excited me. A new face to our paper money? That's awesome. ...More...
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1 kudo |
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posted Mar 5, 2010 at 9:02 AM
Come Again?
I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"...More...
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posted Mar 4, 2010 at 5:55 PM
"Sunshine's Secret Followers"
So, I've come to realize that I have 'visable' friends here & 'secret' friends here. My 'visable' friends will make comments and talk to me on a daily basis.
My 'secret' friends don't comm...More...
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5 kudos |
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posted Mar 4, 2010 at 9:21 AM
All Clear For Take Off!
This article made me laugh a little, kinda dangerous, but still made smile. I know I made some trouble when school wasn't in session, but this tops it all! ..... ........ ...........More...
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1 kudo |
252 views |
posted Mar 3, 2010 at 2:29 PM
Which Pussy Type Is You-Or Your Preference??
1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek le...More...
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