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Orlando, Florida
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Ain't That The Truth???  
Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"

And there are those who wake up in th...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 402 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 7:36 AM

And They Walk Among Us!  
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,

taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of st...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 503 views | posted Mar 9, 2010 at 6:48 PM

New Trend- Shave Your Pussy While Driving  
Seems some total ditz decided she was capable of shaving her bikini line while
driving & wrecked here in Florida. From local news reports, the claims say she was shaving her bikini area while driving...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 1011 views | posted Mar 9, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Sex In The Morning  
Is sex in the morning something you enjoy? Or are you the type that is a complete grouch and you couldn't care to be bothered in the mornings for anything?

I love sex in the morning....More...
30 comments | 2 kudos | 707 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 10:02 AM

Your Selling What?  
Two Irishmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now so...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 425 views | posted Mar 7, 2010 at 9:20 AM

Pointy Vs. Saggy ~ Boobs: Then & Now  
A good friend of mine whom I chat with on a regular basis wrote me and asked something I had never put any thought into, but after reading his question.......I gotta say-Inquiring minds want to know!!...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 2730 views | posted Mar 6, 2010 at 3:52 PM

New President For The $50???  
I was listening to the news this morning and heard there was a proposal to put Ronald Reagan's face onto the $50 bill.

It kind of excited me. A new face to our paper money? That's awesome. ...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | 517 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 9:02 AM

Come Again?  
I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 399 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 5:55 PM

"Sunshine's Secret Followers"  
So, I've come to realize that I have 'visable' friends here & 'secret' friends here.
My 'visable' friends will make comments and talk to me on a daily basis.

My 'secret' friends don't comm...More...
15 comments | 5 kudos | 510 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 9:21 AM

All Clear For Take Off!  
This article made me laugh a little, kinda dangerous, but still made smile.
I know I made some trouble when school wasn't in session, but this tops it all!
..... ........ ...........More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 510 views | posted Mar 3, 2010 at 2:29 PM

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