Sonic Boom!  
Shuttle just landed here in Florida. I was aware of the time, but wasn't paying attention. I had the front door open too. I just sat down to my PC when I wiggled the mouse and BOOM, BOOM! My fr...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 239 views | posted Apr 20, 2010 at 9:12 AM

Finish It Up.....  
If I was to come back in another life, I'd come back as _______________

If I had to choose 1 thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be ____________

I really think that pornos ____________...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | 273 views | posted Apr 19, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Hello, I'm Here To Return My Child....  
I'm writing this blog to ask what you think of this woman who sent her adopted child back to Russia, claiming the child was violent & mentally unstable.

In my humble opinion, I think when you adopt...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 250 views | posted Apr 14, 2010 at 8:57 AM

Hardy Har Har!  
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

Q. But do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q. Did you hear about the new "morning a...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 256 views | posted Apr 13, 2010 at 11:20 AM

Does This Make My Ass Look Big?  
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one i...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 229 views | posted Apr 11, 2010 at 8:49 AM

What? A Dolphin Lover?  
Just read an article about a man who said he had a physical relationship with a dolphin. That the dolphin & him had a very strong bond.

He decided to write a book about his relationship with...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Apr 10, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Penis Puppetry??  
So, don't ask me how the helI stumbled upon what you are about to witness. This is another reason I'd have way too much fun with my penis if I had one, lol

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20 comments | 1 kudo | 432 views | posted Apr 9, 2010 at 11:08 AM

Now That's What I Call A Blow Job!  
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
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10 comments | 0 kudos | 230 views | posted Apr 7, 2010 at 9:56 AM

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives............  
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A d...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | 269 views | posted Apr 5, 2010 at 5:29 PM