Where You From???
You live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural. 3. After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't ...More...
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posted Jun 13, 2010 at 6:59 AM
Birthday Numerology (Is It Right?)
Your birth day that is most key to understanding one of the most essential things about you: your greatest talents.
Simply look to what day of the month you were born to hone in on the skills you m...More...
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posted Jun 4, 2010 at 9:32 AM
Sunshine Rant
I don't often much complain or rant. But, something is just getting under my skin & it's got me irritated a bit. How does an almost $1,000 paycheck come home as $550 after taxes & insurance (fam...More...
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posted Jun 1, 2010 at 12:49 PM
A Tad Too Much
Signs you're watching too much TV
1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"
2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.
3....More...
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posted May 31, 2010 at 12:07 PM
The Onion's Version-Horoscope
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Your bold, take-no-prisoners attitude has made you who you are today: one of the least successful criminal prosecutors in the country.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 20 ...More...
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posted May 29, 2010 at 3:21 PM
I Like Monkeys
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I...More...
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posted May 29, 2010 at 10:17 AM
Blast From The Past Messages
It's really funny how I posted my "Blast from the Past" picture and I was 16 in it & since it's been up, I've gotten way more messages than normal.
1st things 1st.....No one reads the essays...More...
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posted May 28, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Should Teachers Have To Speak PERFECT English??
I was just watching my local news Fox 35. They were taking a live poll refering to this question: Should school teachers have to speak perfect English in order to teach??
Majority of respons...More...
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posted May 24, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Cat Vs. Dog (Men Vs. Women)
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. ...More...
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posted May 23, 2010 at 8:27 AM
A Brunette, A Redhead & A Blonde......
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.
The firemen yell to the Brunet...More...
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