'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the...More...
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posted Dec 16, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Reindeer At Bunny's Bar
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the d...More...
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posted Dec 16, 2009 at 8:04 AM
3's Company
This is a show I really love. John Ritter, may he rest in peace. He has made me laugh so hard over the years of reruns. I just stumbled upon a recent picture of Joyce DeWitt (Janet)  and ...More...
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posted Dec 15, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Unavoidable Laws of Life...
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When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are...More...
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posted Dec 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM
A Banana & A Vibrator......
A banana & a vibrator were sitting on the bedside table. When the banana looks over at the vibrator and says.......
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posted Dec 13, 2009 at 8:10 AM
What's The Difference......
What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa??
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posted Dec 12, 2009 at 7:50 PM
Necessary Information For The 40 & Older Crowd
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a ga...More...
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posted Dec 10, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Contact Lens
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. A...More...
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posted Dec 10, 2009 at 8:31 AM
Pill For Curly Hair???
If you have straight hair, would you take a pill that made it curly??
If you have curly hair, would you take a pill that made it straight?? 
According to the Daily Mail, sc...More...
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posted Dec 9, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Performance Review Terms
EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
Speak English.
CONSCIENTIOUS:
Scared.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
A nit picker.
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:
Is tall or has a loud voice.
EXCEPTIONALL...More...
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posted Dec 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM
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