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Sunshine79
35-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED  
(A repost, but appropriate for the season & may apply to some members here, lol)
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Ch...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 256 views | posted Dec 18, 2009 at 2:32 PM

'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas  
'Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 264 views | posted Dec 16, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Reindeer At Bunny's Bar  
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the d...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Dec 16, 2009 at 8:04 AM

3's Company  
This is a show I really love. John Ritter, may he rest in peace. He has made me laugh so hard over the years of reruns. I just stumbled upon a recent picture of Joyce DeWitt (Janet) and ...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 515 views | posted Dec 15, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Unavoidable Laws of Life...  
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When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Dec 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM

A Banana & A Vibrator......  
A banana & a vibrator were sitting on the bedside table. When the banana looks over at the vibrator and says.......
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14 comments | 7 kudos | 490 views | posted Dec 13, 2009 at 8:10 AM

What's The Difference......  
What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa??

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15 comments | 5 kudos | 355 views | posted Dec 12, 2009 at 7:50 PM

Necessary Information For The 40 & Older Crowd  
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a ga...More...
24 comments | 3 kudos | 390 views | posted Dec 10, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Contact Lens  
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. A...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 285 views | posted Dec 10, 2009 at 8:31 AM

Pill For Curly Hair???  
If you have straight hair, would you take a pill that made it curly??

If you have curly hair, would you take a pill that made it straight??

According to the Daily Mail, sc...More...
26 comments | 2 kudos | 441 views | posted Dec 9, 2009 at 8:32 AM

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