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Sunshine79
35-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Oh, Memories!!!  
What's the best memory out of 2009??

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I'm going to have to think about th...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | 294 views | posted Dec 23, 2009 at 8:37 PM

Top 15 Reindeer Games!  
•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 226 views | posted Dec 23, 2009 at 7:28 PM

*Press Release* Christmas Downsizing  
Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for
better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy
measures are to take place in the “Twelve Day...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 255 views | posted Dec 22, 2009 at 9:19 PM

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man!  
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

1.A Christmas tree is always erect.

2.Even small ones give satisfaction.

3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4.A Christmas ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 276 views | posted Dec 22, 2009 at 10:40 AM

TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!  
•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking;...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 236 views | posted Dec 22, 2009 at 8:52 AM

Brittany Murphy R.I.P.  
So sad, only 32. She was found in her shower, her heart had stopped.
No further info at this time. Articl...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 395 views | posted Dec 20, 2009 at 6:41 PM

Christmas Bonus  
Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 277 views | posted Dec 20, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Christmas'd Out Yet?  
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebra...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 241 views | posted Dec 20, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Home Economics For Men  
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1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

2. Introduct...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 272 views | posted Dec 19, 2009 at 6:46 PM

Neighborhood BBQ!  
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 235 views | posted Dec 19, 2009 at 6:26 PM

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