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Sunshine79
34-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: 3 months ago

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Mildly Offensive-Very Unexpected  
I got this message today. I read the 1st paragraph, ok. I can deal with this. But, I get to the 2nd, which really baffled me and then the 3rd that was just stupid. What's wrong with people?

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15 comments | 1 kudo | 511 views | posted Jul 20, 2010 at 8:28 PM

K-9 Catastrophe  
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 388 views | posted Jul 17, 2010 at 9:03 AM

What Is Your Favorite Baseball Movie?  
Field of Dreams

A League of Their Own

The Sandlot

The Natural

Major League

None of the above

I'm not into baseball movies

Is there one I'm missi...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 412 views | posted Jul 16, 2010 at 11:28 AM

R.I.P. George Steinbrenner  
Passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. My condolences, you will be missed! Just celebrated his 80th b-day.

Here's the [URL=http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/sports/George-Steinbre...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 415 views | posted Jul 13, 2010 at 9:57 AM

Coffee-COFFEE-Coffee!  
Signs You've Had TOO Much Coffee!!

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 435 views | posted Jul 11, 2010 at 9:54 PM

3 Nuns  
Three Nuns all arrive at the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them that to enter they must each answer a question correctly or be sent below.

He goes to the first and ask, "Wh...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 449 views | posted Jul 8, 2010 at 9:07 AM

LAME  
So, dude writes me and leaves his messenger info. I don't respond.
He write me again and says:

hello, interested?
In which I kindly reply: Your a cutie, but I got my hands full rig...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 564 views | posted Jul 5, 2010 at 5:49 PM

Piss Hard Ons  
I got a question. I assume most men ( I said most, not all), wake up with a piss hard on. If that's the case, when you wake up in the morning, are you able to just roll over and give your part...More...
37 comments | 6 kudos | 9186 views | posted Jun 24, 2010 at 9:16 AM

Here Comes The Ice Cream Truck!!!  
Remember when you were a kid and you heard the sound of the ice cream truck coming? You ran home and got your money or begged your Mom for some. Sometimes your mom would tell you no...she had ice crea...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | 538 views | posted Jun 19, 2010 at 5:22 PM

Like We Need Instructions???  
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 403 views | posted Jun 19, 2010 at 7:40 AM

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