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Sunshine79
35-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Lousy Blind Date  
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 308 views | posted Dec 30, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Soup & Crackers?  
Anybody up for having soup & crackers with me?? Brrr......It' chilly out, even for the Southern States, lol

Are you a soup, bisque, chowda or stew person?

Do you do cracke...More...
41 comments | 1 kudo | 402 views | posted Dec 29, 2009 at 11:50 AM

What's His Name?  
"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.

"Bob," he said.

"And what's your cat's name?"

"Bob."

"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.

"Well, one is...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 318 views | posted Dec 29, 2009 at 8:12 AM

The Conch Light  
In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 308 views | posted Dec 27, 2009 at 7:19 AM

Horse Races  
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 327 views | posted Dec 26, 2009 at 11:16 PM

Most Ignorant *Edited*  
Ok, I'm not trying to bash anyone. Maybe it's just this time of year. But, my question is: Which people are the most ignorant? This could be a whole state. All northerners, all southerners, etc...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | 456 views | posted Dec 26, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Bah Humbug To All!  
Yup, I said it...Bah fuckin' humbug!

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12 comments | 0 kudos | 382 views | posted Dec 25, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Santa's Pick Up Lines  
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 291 views | posted Dec 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM

XXX Christmas!  
'Twas The Night Before Christmas ...

When all through the house
You could hear Mother moaning, as Dad tore at her blouse;
Hard cock pounded dripping puss...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 449 views | posted Dec 24, 2009 at 7:09 AM

Florida Christmas!  
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 269 views | posted Dec 24, 2009 at 6:28 AM

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