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Repost, But It Makes Me Laugh Every Time  
My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.

While in line at th...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | 371 views | posted Jan 3, 2010 at 4:50 PM

Expressions Explained  
In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while...More...
9 comments | 6 kudos | 394 views | posted Jan 3, 2010 at 3:07 PM

A Lesson From Geese  
When you see geese flying in a "V" formation, you might be interested in knowing what scientists have discovered about why they fly that way.

1. FACT: As each bird flaps its wings it create...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 383 views | posted Jan 3, 2010 at 10:07 AM

Coupons Texted To Your Phone?  
Coupons being sent to your cell for fast food?? Wendy's has started a program up North. You sign up with your cell # & they send scannable UPC's to your cell phone for you to show the cashier. ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 388 views | posted Jan 3, 2010 at 8:04 AM

How'd You Get Here??  
A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted.

Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was che...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | 355 views | posted Jan 2, 2010 at 9:39 PM

Sexy Ears!  
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | 469 views | posted Jan 2, 2010 at 8:54 AM

Talk About A Shitty Economy!!  
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple o...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 404 views | posted Jan 1, 2010 at 10:49 AM

Could You Say No??  
Could you say no to an offer of oral sex with no reciprocation??
Well....I couldn't. I ran a million & one errands yesterday and at 6pm
I dropped by a NSA friends house and just got to lay b...More...
35 comments | 0 kudos | 919 views | posted Dec 31, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Der New 2005 California State Employee Handbook

By Arnold Schwarzenegger


Ve vill no longer accept a doktor's shtatement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 423 views | posted Dec 30, 2009 at 11:03 PM

Miracle Dog!  
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 407 views | posted Dec 30, 2009 at 9:25 AM

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