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Sunshine79
34-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: 3 months ago

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No Pets Allowed!  
There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 283 views | posted Jan 7, 2010 at 12:36 PM

Such Dirty, Dirty Minds!  
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man a...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 366 views | posted Jan 6, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Short Of A Story  
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it,...More...
13 comments | 10 kudos | 347 views | posted Jan 6, 2010 at 1:48 PM

Blog Whore  
You know. I have been accused of worse. So, yeah. I will take this title gladly!
It seems I've blogged so much this week, I flew right past blog number 1200!!

Wow, 1200 blogs! That's...More...
34 comments | 2 kudos | 546 views | posted Jan 6, 2010 at 8:42 AM

Inmates & Emails  
So, I met someone on here over a year ago. We became good friends. No sex exchanged. Turns out he was a tattoo artist by trade. Which was awesome. I wanted more tattoos. And he gave me more tattoos. ...More...
22 comments | 2 kudos | 385 views | posted Jan 5, 2010 at 11:48 AM

Analogies & Metaphors  
These came from the annual "Dark and Stormy Night" competition. Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gen...More...
9 comments | 13 kudos | 296 views | posted Jan 5, 2010 at 8:33 AM

Difficult Sayings When Drunk  
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
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12 comments | 1 kudo | 361 views | posted Jan 4, 2010 at 6:37 PM

Bless My Computer Too!  
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 273 views | posted Jan 4, 2010 at 1:29 PM

GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS!!!  
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GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, GO COWBOYS, ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 240 views | posted Jan 4, 2010 at 9:46 AM

Hello theres a billion porn sites out there go jerk off of free  
Amen! Glad a person of the opposite gender stated that. (Blog Below Me)

So.....please stop asking me for my pictures guys!! You have the entire internet at your fingertips. And just because I...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 379 views | posted Jan 3, 2010 at 6:03 PM

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