Floppy Dick Care
***WARNING: This was intended for care of floppy disks. I just changed a few things around and it seemed a hell of alot more interesting!! 
By following the instructions below,...More...
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posted Jan 13, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Cup O' Joe
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom the...More...
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posted Jan 12, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Camel Toe - Yes or No?
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I'm not fond of camel toe's.................
But, If you like them  ..... I figur...More...
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posted Jan 12, 2010 at 7:48 AM
Last Words.....
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I'll get a world record for this.
It's fireproof.
He's p...More...
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posted Jan 12, 2010 at 12:28 AM
For All The New Yorkers!
You Know You're From New York When...
You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats avail...More...
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posted Jan 11, 2010 at 8:45 AM
U Know A 404?
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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadli...More...
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posted Jan 10, 2010 at 9:44 AM
School Papers
A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the clima...More...
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posted Jan 9, 2010 at 10:02 AM
What's A 710 Knob??
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred...More...
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posted Jan 8, 2010 at 12:18 PM
Perfect AMD Breakfast
Seems people here had a riot last nite.  I feel like I woke up with a bad hangover and the ground....I mean blogs are still swirling around. I need to get rid of this.....I'm starving. 
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posted Jan 8, 2010 at 8:35 AM
No Pets Allowed!
There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." ...More...
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