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Sunshine79
34-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: 3 months ago

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Crude Funnies  
Some old, some new. Just enjoy!

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Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 264 views | posted Jan 17, 2010 at 8:48 AM

AMD Exercise Plan  
I've come to notice alot of us here could use a little workout, so I have designed this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

1) Beating around the bush

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14 comments | 2 kudos | 355 views | posted Jan 16, 2010 at 3:40 PM

Strange & Interesting Facts  
Fact 1. There is a Hamburger hall of fame in Seymour, Wisconsin.

Fact 2. There is a Harley-Davidson that was designed as an exact replica of a hamburger.

Fact 3. There is a large brass statue of...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 286 views | posted Jan 16, 2010 at 7:46 AM

Humor Just For The Ladies ;)  
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


What's the quickest way to a man's...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 272 views | posted Jan 15, 2010 at 9:29 PM

AMD Chinese Take-Out  
Tonite we are all ordering Chinese for dinner/supper. When you order Chinese, what do you go for?

C'mon, place your order! Here's my fave's!

General Tso's Chicken
Chicken On A Stick
Hou...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | 367 views | posted Jan 15, 2010 at 5:29 PM

This Is Why I Don't Do.....  
Political, religious, etc blogs.

This morning, a friend posted a status update on facebook. This was what she posted: UPS is shipping anything under 50lbs for free to Haiti. You can send foo...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 329 views | posted Jan 15, 2010 at 11:59 AM

Floor Models  
I was in Target the other day, shopping with my friend. We were walking past the furniture section where there were several different models of bar stools on display. Next to them there was a sign tha...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 261 views | posted Jan 15, 2010 at 8:07 AM

What It REALLY Means......  
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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm co...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 227 views | posted Jan 14, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Actual Responses On Welfare Apps  
The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments:

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 ch...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | 331 views | posted Jan 14, 2010 at 12:27 PM

Confused Woodpeckers  
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 280 views | posted Jan 14, 2010 at 7:26 AM

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