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Sunshine79
34-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Just Give Me Two Gotchas  
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A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado.

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4 comments | 0 kudos | 307 views | posted Jan 23, 2010 at 9:50 AM

Chinese Counterfeit Condoms??  
"Made in China" might just be the last words you want to read when buying a condom.

In fact, many of the counterfeit condoms themselves were found to spread infectious diseases due to lack o...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 417 views | posted Jan 22, 2010 at 7:32 AM

So Cynical.....  
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Jan 21, 2010 at 9:00 PM

How Many Wives?  
A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..

After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, "I wonder how many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.

Th...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 322 views | posted Jan 21, 2010 at 2:11 PM

Application  
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filling out an employee form when I came to:

Single__, Married__, Divorced___ .

I marked single. Glancing the man next to me w...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 340 views | posted Jan 21, 2010 at 9:36 AM

Super Bowl  
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"T...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 235 views | posted Jan 20, 2010 at 8:57 AM

Tuesdays Crude Funnies  
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. What's the ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 280 views | posted Jan 19, 2010 at 3:32 PM

Out Of Order?  
What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Blowjob, Wife, Eggs?

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12 comments | 1 kudo | 276 views | posted Jan 19, 2010 at 7:37 AM

Marriage?  
-- At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

-- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the class...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | 338 views | posted Jan 18, 2010 at 7:54 PM

Future Doctors?  
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl pick...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 244 views | posted Jan 18, 2010 at 5:53 PM

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