In my pants...  
We're gonna play the 'In My Pants' Game. You have to think of a TV series and then follow it with 'in my pants'. Just remember no repeats.

I'll start with-

"Growing Pains" in my pants

Have f...More...
76 comments | 5 kudos | 779 views | posted Jan 27, 2007 at 5:33 PM

Sex Fairy!!  


The Sex Fairy

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 234 views | posted Jan 27, 2007 at 3:52 PM

Ahhhh.....  
I came on AMD and looked at all you beautiful people and proceded to play with myself...all by myself. I made a damn good mess...I came once and couldn't stop...so I kept on goin'!! As of this m...More...
29 comments | 5 kudos | 511 views | posted Jan 27, 2007 at 12:29 AM

Too funny not to share....JOKE  
I don't do jokes, but I just about peed myself......

Lizard Birthing

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 243 views | posted Jan 26, 2007 at 7:40 AM

**AMD Addict**  
If you know me you know I'm a freak and know I am in a relationship.
So, I have come to realize that after coming onto AMD to blog, chat and browse, I log off and I'm way horny. I end up practically ...More...
25 comments | 1 kudo | 477 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 8:22 AM

Could you imagine??  
OK, I know it's early...but last nite I got outta the shower and I was standing there nekkid, when my man walks up to me and grabs my left nipple, shakes it and says nice to meet ya....I giggled and d...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 372 views | posted Jan 22, 2007 at 7:37 AM

BEST HEAD EVER!!  
So...I wanted to ask the guys out there, what is your favorite memory of the best head ever....what was so special about it that makes you remember it?? I have to say one incident sticks out fondly......More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | 970 views | posted Jan 19, 2007 at 7:18 AM

Ben Wa Balls!!  
I have this little outing coming up with a couple girlfriends of mine to go to the toy store. I really don't know what I want, I have nothing in particular in my head. So, I figure what the hell....I'...More...
22 comments | 5 kudos | 617 views | posted Jan 18, 2007 at 9:36 PM

Why ask for more?  
I have read on here that men are "visual creatures", I can understand that. I have posted 11 beautiful pictures and I still get the losers who ask for more! Do they think I do this for fun? That I own...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | 387 views | posted Jan 12, 2007 at 8:18 AM