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Orlando, Florida
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Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Sex in the dark  
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 492 views | posted Feb 19, 2007 at 11:58 AM

Shit to ponder.....  
Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......d...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 367 views | posted Feb 18, 2007 at 7:09 PM

Really BIG Butt!!  
Butt Measurements - Really funny !

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says:

"Your butt is getting really big, I mea...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 664 views | posted Feb 17, 2007 at 8:20 PM

A quick blurb.....  
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction:

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
8 comments | 6 kudos | 413 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 3:40 PM

**A Public Service Announcement**  
As I care for good health of my AMD friends and family, I'm passing this information on!

Water or Wine?
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, a...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 478 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 10:08 AM

So EARLY!!  
You all know what I'm referring to.....
Oink, Oink, Oink.....
Darn sure gets annoying!!
14 comments | 1 kudo | 530 views | posted Feb 15, 2007 at 8:57 AM

Amusing things to play with!  
So....I was playin' with myself one day and while I was laying there I spotted my collection of bottles...and I saw the old, shapely Coca~Cola bottle....
So, I grabbed it and decided it would b...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 840 views | posted Feb 15, 2007 at 2:34 AM

One Wish......  
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 575 views | posted Feb 14, 2007 at 8:12 AM

So, I'm reading blogs and chatting this morning when cold things come up in the conversation. We all remember "A Christmas Story" and the part where Flick gets his tongue stuck onto the pole at school...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 520 views | posted Feb 6, 2007 at 9:02 AM

Where is.....  
Openmindedguy71?? I haven't seen or heard from him in awhile....
I hope the people in the cellar don't have something to do with his disappearance....anyone know anything??
11 comments | 0 kudos | 466 views | posted Feb 6, 2007 at 12:30 AM

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