The Curtain Rods (U'll B Sorry if U Miss This)
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the la...More...
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posted Apr 1, 2007 at 2:39 AM
The Blonde & The Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought...More...
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posted Mar 31, 2007 at 10:47 PM
Balls for decoration only??
Onions and Christmas tree
Onions &Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The fath...More...
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posted Mar 31, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Does anyone believe in.......
Bigfoot, sasquatch, adominable snowman, U.F.O.'s, aliens, chupacabra, "Nessie", Ogo Pogo or any I have failed to mention?? 
I always love watching shows about them. It makes me wonder if thes...More...
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posted Mar 30, 2007 at 9:03 PM
Tips From The Easter Bunny!
1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
2. There's no such thing as too much candy!
3. Some body parts should be "floppy"
4. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare!
5. The grass...More...
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posted Mar 30, 2007 at 7:41 AM
**Pussy Game**
Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.Then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!
I'll give a few and then you guys and chime in!! 
Dude,...More...
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posted Mar 29, 2007 at 8:41 AM
How Sex Starts!!
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5 
...a high 5 leads to a hug 
...a hug leads to a kiss 
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout 
...makeout le...More...
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posted Mar 29, 2007 at 7:22 AM
Happy Hump Day!!
What is the similarity between and woman and a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken??
By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!...More...
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posted Mar 28, 2007 at 8:26 PM
Disappointing Sex!
**Names and dates have been changed to protect the identity of Me, Me, Me and another said occupant**
Alright, we all see these young'uns postin' blogs about "What am I doin' wrong?"
Well....Lemme...More...
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posted Mar 28, 2007 at 8:32 AM
FUCK YAHOO!!
      
Fuckin' Yahoo......bootin' me left and right and now won't let me
back in to chat it up with coolest people I know.......MY FRIENDS!!
 ...More...
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posted Mar 28, 2007 at 3:23 AM
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