Open Or Closed?
When your having sex or kissing the opposite sex, are your eyes open or shut? 
I'd say for myself, I kiss with my eyes closed. Sex is different. I'd say majority of the time, after foreplay- my...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Chopsticks?
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicke...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Coffee Lovers!
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teac...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2010 at 7:13 AM
A Koala Walks Into A Bar...
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink.  When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more.  This goes on for about half an hour and just ...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 at 7:54 PM
A Happy, Happy Birthday!
To KitKat! Happy 29th Birthday Lady!! 
Cake & ice cream all around! 
Everyone wish KitKat a very happy, happy!! 
Now, bend over for your birthday spankin'........Everyone...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 at 2:25 PM
House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)
-- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
-- Cobwebs...More...
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posted Jan 25, 2010 at 8:03 AM
*PUSSY GAME* (Repost)
Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.Then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!
I'll give a few and then you guys and chime in!! 
Dud...More...
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posted Jan 24, 2010 at 4:53 PM
What's The Difference.....?
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
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posted Jan 24, 2010 at 11:54 AM
What's Your Slogan?
Well, I thought someone had done a blog on this, but no one can find it, LOL 
I recall saying my slogan would be: "Everybody Could Use A Little Sunshine" 
But, then I thought of a...More...
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posted Jan 23, 2010 at 1:37 PM
Just Give Me Two Gotchas
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A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado. 
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posted Jan 23, 2010 at 9:50 AM
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