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Sunshine79
35-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Crude Hump Day Funnies  
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

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12 comments | 1 kudo | 340 views | posted Jan 27, 2010 at 8:54 AM

Open Or Closed?  
When your having sex or kissing the opposite sex, are your eyes open or shut?
I'd say for myself, I kiss with my eyes closed. Sex is different. I'd say majority of the time, after foreplay- my...More...
18 comments | 1 kudo | 448 views | posted Jan 26, 2010 at 6:56 PM

Chopsticks?  
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicke...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 298 views | posted Jan 26, 2010 at 10:50 AM

Coffee Lovers!  
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teac...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 353 views | posted Jan 26, 2010 at 7:13 AM

A Koala Walks Into A Bar...  
A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour and just ...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 333 views | posted Jan 25, 2010 at 7:54 PM

A Happy, Happy Birthday!  
To KitKat! Happy 29th Birthday Lady!!

Cake & ice cream all around!

Everyone wish KitKat a very happy, happy!!

Now, bend over for your birthday spankin'........Everyone...More...
25 comments | 4 kudos | 424 views | posted Jan 25, 2010 at 2:25 PM

House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)  
-- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

-- Cobwebs...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 284 views | posted Jan 25, 2010 at 8:03 AM

*PUSSY GAME* (Repost)  
Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.Then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!
I'll give a few and then you guys and chime in!!

Dud...More...
31 comments | 0 kudos | 578 views | posted Jan 24, 2010 at 4:53 PM

What's The Difference.....?  
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
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7 comments | 0 kudos | 301 views | posted Jan 24, 2010 at 11:54 AM

What's Your Slogan?  
Well, I thought someone had done a blog on this, but no one can find it, LOL
I recall saying my slogan would be: "Everybody Could Use A Little Sunshine"
But, then I thought of a...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 406 views | posted Jan 23, 2010 at 1:37 PM

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