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Sunshine79
35-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 32 - 40
Orlando, Florida
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Perks Of Being An Old Fart  
-- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

-- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

-- No one expects you to run into a burning building.

-- People call at 9 PM a...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 327 views | posted Feb 2, 2010 at 9:54 PM

Little Stinker  
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. ...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 338 views | posted Feb 1, 2010 at 1:39 PM

Dead Penguin Hookers*Updated/Edited!!*  
I was surfing around Craigslist today.....................

.......... .............. .............. ............. .......... ...

I think I may have run acros...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 357 views | posted Jan 31, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Good Samaritans Or Child Traffickers?  
I just read an article regarding 10 U.S. Baptist's who went over to Haiti & tried to bus out over 30 children to safety. Well, they got stopped & they had no papers for these children.

As I...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | 355 views | posted Jan 31, 2010 at 7:40 AM

New Ford For Women!  
Ford has unveiled an auto designed by women for women called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge femifeatures:

-- Turn signals that are able to change their mi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 292 views | posted Jan 30, 2010 at 8:07 PM

Old Men Make Me Laugh.....LMAO!!  
I was at Walgreens the other day when an old man went up to get a prescription filled. He handed it to the Pharmacist and asked if he would cut the pills in half. The Pharmacist looked at the ...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | 357 views | posted Jan 30, 2010 at 9:53 AM

999 Bottles Of Posts On The Wall.....  
999 bottles of posts!
Make one more, don't call me a whore
999 bottles of posts on the wall!!!

Hahahahaha, that was really gay. Just makin' KayJay feel better....I can't do poems, l...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 422 views | posted Jan 29, 2010 at 11:24 PM

Happy Fuckin' Friday!!!  
Finally, it's Friday.....Seems like it took forever to get here this week!

Anybody wanna fuck??
11 comments | 0 kudos | 308 views | posted Jan 29, 2010 at 9:36 AM

Sex Outside Your Race  
As a person, whichever race you are....do you have sex outside your race?
If your white, do you have sex with other white people only? Or is it an open thing, doesn't matter to you? Or if you...More...
51 comments | 4 kudos | 1070 views | posted Jan 28, 2010 at 8:17 AM

Speakin' Of Shit....How Do You Roll??  
Seriously, how do you roll??

When you go & put a new roll of T.P. in the bathroom, which way does it hang?? Over or under??

For me, it's over. And if it's not, it drives me ...More...
34 comments | 0 kudos | 605 views | posted Jan 27, 2010 at 9:48 PM

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