Dogs & Computers-Coincidence?
-- Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
-- Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
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posted Feb 23, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Horrifying Sounds
I was driving today when I heard screams. It sounded like children. I couldn't tell where it was coming from, but it sent a shiver thru me like no other. 
It made me think, what horrifying so...More...
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posted Feb 17, 2010 at 7:54 PM
Water Sports
When you hear someone say the word 'Water Sports', what comes to mind for you?  Outdoors & boats or indoors & kinky? 
Every time I hear that word, no matter the context used, I can't ...More...
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posted Feb 17, 2010 at 12:04 PM
Fun SPAM Facts
Since we're on the subject of SPAM! 
According to the official SPAM press release from Hormel:
In America, it's consumed at the rate of 3.8 cans a second by more than 60 million Am...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Dildo-Of-The-Month-Club (Part 2)
Alrighty........Seems a sexy gentleman friend of ours here found 2 sites that offer a "Toy Of The Month"
Out of curiousity, I went to join to see what the price was. One club was $329.95 (y...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2010 at 10:15 AM
Dildo-Of-The-Month-Club
I just got a message here from an 18 year old kid and it said: =) You sure got alot of toys!
And I wrote back: Yes I do! And that's just half of them pictured. And I j...More...
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posted Feb 15, 2010 at 10:52 PM
NYC's Lovers The Loudest?
Ever have sex so loud the neighbors complained or the police were called?
I know I'm a loud one and I assure you my neighbors have heard me, no I've never gotten the police called. But, ...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2010 at 2:16 PM
Happy, Happy Birthday!
Just wanted to wish a belated birthday to Alybai 
And a happy birthday to DMB! 
Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Just For Shits & Giggles-
What would be your job in heaven? (if you go to heaven, I'm probably not) 
But, while you were up there, everyone is given a job. 
So, to find out what job you are going to do while up ...More...
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posted Feb 12, 2010 at 8:32 AM
Two Men & A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. 
When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen bab...More...
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