Seeking Women: 18 - 45
East Peoria, Illinois
Last Activity: > 3 months ago
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Can I have your seat?
I'm a mellow, laid-back sort of fellow that likes quiet evenings at home. I like reading, movies, working out (on a weekly basis,) sex, and snuggling. It's probably safe to say I don't have quite as much experience in the sexual arena as most men my age.
The person I would like to meet
Someone attractive with a good sense of humor who is frequently horny for a friends with benefits situation. If it should develop into more, I wouldn't complain.
About my work
Work is commercial (and occasional residential) package delivery. I work around 11 hours a day Monday through Friday and it's not the sort of job where you can call in sick, unless you're dizzy-puking-your-guts-out sick.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Spit off bridges at moving cars. Err, just checking to see if you're paying attention! I haven't done that since I was 8. My cousing peed off the same bridge. Good times. I don't have fun like that any more. :p
My idea of a great date
I'm more of a fig man. Dates are gross. So, I suppose my idea of a great date is one that tastes more like a peach. Give me your attention, and I'm happy.
What is your fantasy vacation?
It involves a midget, a donkey, and a small island in the south Pacific.
What is your academic background?
I r smert.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Mmm... last vaction I went somewhere, I visited my sister in Texas. Loved the heat. Loved the sister. Loved the nephews. Loved that hot little number next door.
What do you find attractive in people?
Vaginas, assertiveness, colorful personalities, pussies, cute lil quirks, frequent horniness. Did I mention mommy parts?
What do others do that irritate you?
Drive like old farts trying to work a cell phone for the first time.
Use u, r, 4, and 2 as words. l33t
What do you think is your best quality?
I find humor in everything.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd like a bigger.. err, wait. Personality? I'd be much more outgoing.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Where I can find a midget and a donkey on a small island in the south Pacific?
What do you do well sexually?
I make the best cream pies. Mmm. Tasty. :p
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Anything I wasn't really expecting.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Midget. Donkey. Island.
Oral in a public place. (both)
Having a forceful woman take what she wants without regard for me.
Threesome with two women.
Threesome with midget and donkey.
Foursome with midget, donkey, and woman.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Lost virginity. (In a closet, of course.)
Hmm... got laid again.
Oh yeah... got laid again.
I think you can see where this is going.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I love foreplay. I love mutual teasing. I love anticipation. I'd love to meet someone for a long term relationship that loves these things too, but I'm pragmatic. I'll take less if the offer is sweet. :)
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