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StraddleMyNose
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 32 - 46
Portsmouth, Ohio
United States
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Have you humped your stuffed animal today ladies?  
I just had a female friend of mine email me telling me that I'm in trouble now because she seems to have stuffed animals laying around her place and that she's never tried this before with any of them...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 664 views | posted Jan 27, 2007 at 3:25 PM

What Planet Would You Be?  
Ya know that book "Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus"? Well, out of three planets I wouldn't mind being Venus because I would have all those chicks on and all over me. Another planet ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 698 views | posted Jan 27, 2007 at 2:28 PM

Cellar Fetish Supervisor for research  
In a conference call with OMG I was asked to be cellar supervisor for fetish research. I gladly accepted, but we are currently working on negotiating a salary contract for me for this weekend. I do ha...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 601 views | posted Jan 26, 2007 at 11:51 PM

The Elephant and the Pubic Hair  
Here's the latest update with the search for a stuffed elephant. I went to Kmart yesterday and looked around, and what did I see? A cute elephant to send to someone. This thing is really cute and it's...More...
21 comments | 2 kudos | 906 views | posted Jan 26, 2007 at 12:24 AM

What's Your Favorite Number?  
Reading DS's blog and seeing how he likes the number 6, that got me thinking of what others favorite numbers are out there for others. For over the years I have been partial to 17 because that's the a...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 543 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 9:54 PM

Pantyhose from Leggs  
Some time ago I noticed that the company Leggs quit packaging their pantyhose into little egg shape plastic containers. Why the hell they the quit doing this for? I actually thought that was a very cl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 709 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 9:05 PM

American Idol Judge to be replaced?  
Last year there was talk about Cyndi Lauper replacing Paula Abdul as a judge. Now after this season starts up with the show there is talk about Olivia Newton-John taking Paula Abdul's place as judge b...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 616 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 8:04 PM

Two Celebrities You Would Like to Have a Threesome With  
What two celebrities would you like to have a threesome with, and what would your fantasy be with them? My two would be me with Emma Samms and Alley Sheedy. Emma Samms get's first crack stradd...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | 829 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 2:35 AM

Bathing Suits  
Ladies, do you prefer wearing one piece or two piece bathing suits? Guys, Which would you like to see women wearing, one piece or two piece bathing suits? I love when a woman wears a two piece,...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 795 views | posted Jan 24, 2007 at 11:47 PM

Who all would love a foot massage right now?  
Who all would love to have a foot massage right now after a long hard day? Imagine putting your feet up and for someone to massage them while you sit back and relax and enjoying the foot rub all over....More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 689 views | posted Jan 24, 2007 at 7:25 PM

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