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SpootyKat
49-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 25 - 50
Austin, Texas
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Beach Volleyball, Physicist, Lioness Wanted!

About myself
Married and planning to stay that way. Just looking for fun on the side with a lady that wants the same.

The person I would like to meet
I'd like to meet a lady with the IQ of a Nobel Prize winning physicist, the sexual appetite of a lioness in heat and the body of a championship beach volleyball player. But I realize I'm not bait for that prey. So I want a smart lady with a sense of humor, a good sense of her own self worth and who didn't take that first sentence too seriously. (But if you're a championship beach volleyball physicist lioness, please, don't just skip me!)

About my work
Work is merely something I do in order to have a place to live, food to eat and a car to drive. I like what I do, but I don't love it.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Cruise Craigslist looking for spammers and bots to flag. Hang out on dating sites looking for sex partners. Enjoying said sex partners when found! Work with computers. Try to learn to play bass guitar.

My idea of a great date
A cozy afternoon in a quiet love nest discovering all of my partner's hot spots and she mine while sharing wine in front of fireplace in the dead of winter snowed in for 3 days with nothing to eat but chocolate, strawberries and steaks!

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Not happened, hope it doesn't.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Three to four weeks cruising the great rivers of Europe.

What is your academic background?
College, where I learned that the real world is a whole lot more serious than college!

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Sonoma Valley, CA. Wineries are awesome places!

What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence, smooth skin, big boobs, a sense of humor, pretty eyes and a shaved beaver. That's for women. For guys, it's the same except for the boobs and the beaver parts.

What do others do that irritate you?
Refuse to pay obeisance when I enter the room.

What do you think is your best quality?
My sense of humor.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
My sarcastic sense of humor.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
When and where can we meet, and how long will it be snowing?

Describe your physique.
Tall, going bald almost faster than I'm going grey, fluffy but not gross.

What do you do well sexually?
I'm told that I'm great at oral sex on women, I'm a pretty decent kisser and I don't have any erectile problems!

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Let's find out!

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I'm really interested in a partner who is willing to put on a show for me, exposing herself and playing with herself to turn me on. I'd love to find a woman who wants to try and/or likes anal sex. I'd like to try a MFF threesome.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I lost my virginity!

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Nope!

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Yes, yes, not particularly - unless you are rich beyond measure and willing to share it with me!

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I'm looking for any woman brave enough to date a married man, knowing the relationship is for sex and pleasure only!

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