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SpecialDelivery911
34-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 25 - 30
Warren, Michigan
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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About myself
I just got out of a relationship.
I can make anybody laugh.
I have a very large penis and I'm beginning to hate it.
I enjoy good conversation.
I love sex.
I give good advice.
I'm wise beyond my years when it comes to relationships.
I'm pessimistic. No, scratch that. I'm REALISTIC lol.
A threesome is my fantasy.
No woman on this earth is anywhere near as sexual as me.

The person I would like to meet
Good looking, friendly, sexually open and openly sexual. A woman who is FAR from stuck up. A woman who can entertain me with her personality, and entice me with her sexual prowess. A woman with a sense of humor, and no limits with anything. Just really cool, and up for anything. But finding that woman is like finding a tear drop in a lake. So, I won't hold my breath.

About my work
I'm a telemarketer lol. Nothing really to tell. It's fun...even when it's not lol.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I like a lot of things. Everything from put-put golf, to bowling, to pool, to watching movies with someone I'm into. I think almost anything can be enjoyable if you just give it a chance.

My idea of a great date
Something that makes both parties happy. Whatever is mutually enjoyable. If that's a night on the town, so be it. If it's watching a movie together, great. If it's hot sex, fine. If it's a long walk on the beach, cool. My idea of a great date is something she and I will both have fun with.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
California, and it was ok. Nothing special.

What do you find attractive in people?
HONESTY is #1. Honesty is THE most attractive quality in a female. A sexually open mind and a blunt, sexual nature is #2.

What do others do that irritate you?
Lie.
Talk shit.
Show their stupidity.
That irritates me.

What do you think is your best quality?
The fact that I don't judge people's actions no matter how "bad" they may seem. I just listen. If you've cheated and wanna tell me, I'll listen. If you've been with several hundred people and you're embarrassed, I'm still not gonna judge.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
"Are you interested in me?" lol

At least I'd know from the start instead of continuing to try if she wasn't.

What do you do well sexually?
Honestly, I eat pussy very well. It's RARE that I DO it, but when I do, I make sure my name is never forgotten by that woman, ever. I like to lick and suck the pussy, tongue massaging the clit, making her drip wetter, and eventually SOAK my face with her juices. But again, that is ONLY if the woman is worth EATING. If she's not, I won't do it.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like to be sucked. I want a woman to suck on every thick, long, tasty succulent inch of me as if she's sucking the FLAVOR out of my dick. I love a woman who's totally committed and INTO the art of fellatio. I like to be sucked, slurped, tasted, licked, swallowed and slobbed. If she can do that, I'll be satisfied in that area.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A threesome. Alot of guys want em, some have experienced em, but I'm still waiting to find two women WILLING TO SHARE me!

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No. And if YOU do, please stay away. I'm on here for some clean, adult fun. That means hot, raw, passionate, sweaty, mind-blowing sex. Don't ruin that with STD's.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
To tell you the truth, it really doesn't matter. I don't truly expect to meet anyone off of here, so anything that happens is already a bonus.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Let's be honest, here. Even though this is a sex site, most women on here aren't "looking" for sex. They're interested in conversation, posting blogs, etc. If they happen to run across a guy who seems mature and smart, they may develop interest, and END UP having sex with him. But is why they're here? No. So all these sexual questions I'm answering have probably just turned a lot of these women OFF. Then again, if they aren't mature enough to handle a sexual man who speaks his mind, she's not the one for me anyway.

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