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47-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 30 - 55
Shafter, California
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Aquarius Aquarius
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I can't think of anything funny to say!

About myself
I freakin' rock :D
I'm offbeat. By large. Some words that describe me are ...unassuming, dual, open, shy, deviant, artistic, intelligent, strong, tough, imaginative...erg a lot more but good lord you get the point right?
I'm not skinny so just move along if that isn't cool. I'm a work in progress but I'm still chunky. I'm 5'2" and 195lbs at the moment. I've lost 40 thus far and intend on losing 40 more.
I'm not going to hate me but I might dislike you for being a shallow Hal & passing up a sweet girl like me based on something that can be changed easier than stupidity.

I'm a helluva lot of fun, open minded, I know what I like. I know how to make a you (and me) feel good & that's what mattters. Hey if I'm fugly... turn out the lights...I bet it all tastes the same in the dark. MWUAHAHA.


Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain
than nothing AT ALL

The person I would like to meet
I love dark hair and eyes I admit. I don't mind younger guys, I don't mind a lot...but I don't want someone who is into mind games...I have no time for that :P I'd rather spend it on my knees ya know? LOL...ok seriously...someone who wants more than a one nighter. Maybe someone out there wants a passionate, romantic, succubus as an addition to their life. I'm your huckleberry.

About my work
I'm an assistant manager. I love my job and the flexibility it affords me. My only regret is I don't work enough hours.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
computers, anthropology, graphics, science, outdoors, paint, sing, random road trips, killing zombies, night owl-ology, astronomy...mythology, forensic science ...sooooooo muchhhh more OH and criminal behavior studies.

My idea of a great date
Hmmm...great conversation and sincere interest are what make a great date. Not the location or cost of the date. You can be anywhere and no matter how nice it is, if the conversation isn't happening the date will go up in flames.
Making out in the backseat under the night sky..oh yeah. I am a very simple girl & to me a back road is a wonderful place to adventure under the moon & starlight

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I am divorced...why, cause I cannot have kids & my hubby of 6 years wanted one all of a sudden...after 6 years of saying otherwise... so he ran off with my 19 year old lumberjack looking cousin cause she has a functioning uterus.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Scotland...easily. I want to see the Highlands..or Italy. I LOVE Italy so much, the culture, the atmosphere, the people and the land itself are glorious.

What is your academic background?
Typically boring....High School, then college for vet tech, then onto vocational school for a secretarial course & data entry, then a course in certified nursing & finally a course in criminal behavior. None of which I do lol. I just enjoy learning more of everything.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Honestly, I've never been on a vacation. Ever.

What do you find attractive in people?
Blunt honesty, the ability to speak your mind or be confrontational with tact and poise. A gentle spirit that isn't selfish. Strength and an open mind, but one that isn't convoluted. Romantic hearts, poetic strength, TATTOOS omg yeah

What do others do that irritate you?
Insincerity. Assuming. Vanity. Shallow. Self Centered. Cheap. Cowardice.

What do you think is your best quality?
My open mind, self awareness, ability to listen and give advice. My sharp humor, intelligence, & cute nose. Oh then there is the fact that I can suck a golf ball through a water hose....

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Hmm....not one damn thing...I effin ROCK....everything about me is pretty evened insecurities about my weight, balance out my ego so I'm not some diva or bitch who thinks she should be worshiped. Spanked maybe hehe...

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What don't you like. Seriously...cause there are some things I don't necessarily care for like cross dressing, TV's, etc.

Describe your physique.
Well proportioned...I'm very short, like 5'2" I have 48DD boobs, and I'm chunky err fluffy...whatever you want to call it. I have medium length, dark hair with a red underlayer, dark brown eyes but I wear silver contacts. My physique is changing...I am walking and getting into better health.

What do you do well sexually?
Hmm...everything I think. You be the judge ;)

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I am a SUCKER for being touched. Sensual fingers on my piercing, slow teasing, not giving me what I want, Sweet romantic kissing

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
You know...really...fantasies are better left as fantasies in some respects. Let's make some REAL experiences.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Being with another girl, and another couple. It was not so great. But it was a really long time ago.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
uh hell no...I insist on condoms and protection. I give blood & therefore am screened regularly, I do not want that altered

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I am admittedly looking for a long term adult relationship.

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