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The funniest man you will ever meet
I'm a funny guy guarantee I can make you laugh if your on here looking for a long term relationship I'm not the guy for you. If you ask me for a picture I will probably send one but have the fucking courtesy to send one back in return.
The person I would like to meet
Want to meet a girl who's up for some nasty talk but can carry a decent conversation about something other than sex. Someone who isn't self centered really dislike having to carry the conversation. One who gets that this site is for people to be the closet perverts they wish they could be in real life. Would like to find someone to fly up here and fuck the shit out of. If your a hooker don't waste my time I don't want to do the messenger thing and I don't want to be asked questions that are already answered in my profile
About my work
Love my job work long hours but that's the trade off too give my kids everything I never had
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Play guitar, carpentry, creative writing
My idea of a great date
Dinner somewhere fine and killer seats to a good concert NOT country that shit blows!
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
None of your business
What is your fantasy vacation?
Can honestly say I've been everywhere
What is your academic background?
Went to school for journalism and was drawn into a trade cause of the money
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Africa it was hot and smelled like ass
What do you find attractive in people?
Personality, honesty, boobs
What do others do that irritate you?
High maintenance types stupid people people that push they're beliefs on you, and the constant misuse of the word irony fuck you Alanis Morrisette
What do you think is your best quality?
Sense of humour
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What are you looking to get out of being here
Describe your physique.
Extra padding but not fat still some muscle under there
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
When a girl submits to my will
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
None of your business
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Facefucking, gagging, fisting
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Play for now maybe something more once I get out of my marriage
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Just thought I'd give it a shot this little survey doesn't really offer a person the opportunity to realistically state anything that proves they have depth so contact me and ask me anything you want I'm not shy
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