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I'm just your average 22 year old. Born and raised here in California. Lived most of my life in the east bay. Went to school for three years in Ohio, but money got tight so I had to move back here. Right now I'm working in the warehouse of a small company called Xradia, and I love my job. My friend and I just got an apartment in Walnut Creek. I can't think of a nicer place to live.
I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm interesting. I'm all around just pretty awesome. Oh, and humble, too.
I know I sound like a total nerd, but that's fine, 'cause I am one. I play all kinds of video games, I'm into comics (who doesn't want to see The Hulk wreck a whole bunch of shit?), I play D&D, all that wonderful nerdy stuff.
But don't get me wrong. I know how to get shitty.
If you want to meet me, maybe we can do one or all of these things (or also just some of them. There's some middle ground there.):
Go to the movies.
Smoke Spiderman's girlfriend.
Steal a penguin from the nearest zoo.
Have good sex.
Make something that explodes, and then explode that thing.
Have bad sex. It's whatever you're into.
Go for coffee and just talk.
Some other, different thing that was not listed here.
The person I would like to meet
I'm looking for the kind of girl that's cool just being herself. I don't want to have to try to impress you all the time, and I don't want you to try to impress me all the time; you be you, I'll be me, and the sex will be awesome.
Physically, I'm really not all that concerned with what she looks like. I'm a small, guy, though, so being with a girl too much larger than I am is awkward (I do have a thing for tall women, though).
About my work
I work at a small company that builds and sells 3D X-ray imaging devices. Everything is pretty much run out of one building, and I help manage the warehouse. The people are all great, the hours are flexible, the work is monotonous but not particularly difficult, and the pay's pretty sweet.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I do all kinds of things for fun. Indoor things, outdoor things, other kinds of things... I'm an Eagle Scout, so I know my way around the outdoors (and I know my knots, ladies), and I'm fairly techno-literate, so there's all kinds of fun to be had with computers and the like. I do read (recently I've picked up a book about honeybees, and I'm actually starting to think that being a beekeeper would be a pretty sweet gig), I've got a very diverse taste in music (with the exception of screamo, modern country, and reggae), and I'm 420 friendly.
My idea of a great date
A great date would be something relaxed and easy. We'd go to some movie that's been out for a while so there'll be no one in the theater and I can make my witty retorts about whatever we're watching without being too rude. Then we'd get some frozen yogurt or something, walk around downtown for a bit, and if things went well, we'd head back to my place, where I would have a fireplace projected on the wall, candles lit, classical music playing softly in the background and the heater on.
Or we could just skip straight to the awesome sex bit, if you'd like. I'm good for either.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Fantasy vacation? Easy. Trip aboard the T.A.R.D.I.S.
What is your academic background?
Graduated high school in 2008, went to school at Ohio Wesleyan University for two semesters, then had to stay home and go to community college for a semester because money was tight. Then I went back to OWU for three more semesters before money got even tighter and I had to come back home for good. I was going to major in economics/management, but never got around to finishing it (honestly, I didn't really get particularly far).
What do you find attractive in people?
I'm an eyes and legs guy. A nice pair of legs is pretty much my kryptonite. In terms of personality, I kind of hate to say it, but I do like those annoyingly cute people. Outside of the context of a relationship (sexual, romantic, or other), I find them profoundly irritating, but I guess I can't help but like them. Really, though, I prefer a girl-next-door kind of person.
What do others do that irritate you?
This would be a preposterously gigantic list. Suffice it to say that I tend not to dwell on my pet peeves, and that you really should know how to spell things better than my 14 year old brother.
What do you think is your best quality?
Hopefully it's my wit and/or charm. I've also been told that I have friendly, twinkly eyes.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'm a bad student; it's rare that I can motivate myself to actually sit down and study. I've coasted my way through school this far by just being fairly clever, but it would be great if I could just buckle down and learn shit.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
"What do you want from me?"
Describe your physique.
I'm not tall, but I was a wrestler, a swimmer, and a lifeguard in high school, and I've done a fair job of maintaining my body over the past several years. I swim a few times a week, and my job consists of picking up heavy things and putting them back down again, so I'm really not that out of shape.
What do you do well sexually?
I'm very good at readying my partner's body language. I can usually tell when you're getting more turned on or less so, and I do a fairly good job of keeping you excited. I have a fair amount of stamina (unless it's been a while, but I'm only human, what do you expect?). I have slightly dominant tendencies, and I've recently sort of picked up the ability to talk dirty in the act without making it weird.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
That is a good question. Sometimes I like my partner to be somewhat submissive (doing slightly rough anal really turns me on, but it's not a deal breaker by any means if you'd prefer not to). Sometimes having a girl give extremely good, deep head and having her swallow everything is absolute ecstasy.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I've never slept with two girls at the same time.
I've never slept with a girl with a middle eastern girl.
I've never slept with a girl with a pacific islander.
I've never slept with a girl with an accent.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
That's quite a list, actually. Ask me about it sometime, if you're curious.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I do not. I was tested last month (everything came out clean) and I haven't slept with anyone since.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I guess I'm really just looking for a one night stand or someone to play with for a while. I wouldn't exactly shy away from something long term, but I tend not to commit to that sort of thing unless I'm really feeling it.
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I will answer absolutely any question you have with complete honesty.
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