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SockpuppetCindy's last 10 posts in the forums.

It was wrong
Apr 22 @ 11:40AM in Sex Stories
Well, you don't Compare..

Dave's cock is lots bigger than yours...

And rather than just sitting there pouting and being jealous - maybe if you ask nicely - maybe Dave will let...
She's always to blame - EVERYONE knows that..
Jun 6 @ 8:36PM in Jokes & Humor
A man always blames the woman who fools him - In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark...

~Henry Louis Mencken
Why do men chase women??
Jun 6 @ 8:33PM in Jokes & Humor
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying??

Maybe it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

~Author Unknown
What do you get when you mix an owl and a bungie chord?
Jun 15 @ 8:55PM in Jokes & Humor
A "Blonde Guy" joke
Apr 20 @ 2:45AM in Jokes & Humor
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman says, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get c...
The IRS vs Grandpa...
Apr 20 @ 2:41AM in Jokes & Humor
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravaga...
Apr 20 @ 2:37AM in Jokes & Humor
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when
they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the caske...
Did you know that some people are...
Feb 22 @ 7:01AM in Jokes & Humor
Did you know that some people are like a Slinky?

Yes they are - they're not really good for much..

But when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs - you can't help but smile a littl...
Tasty meat loaf
Feb 22 @ 5:13AM in The Kitchen
For me, I would classify a meat loaf as a comfort food - and more for such moment for such a thing - rather than a regular thing. And I know there must be millions of different recipes for a meat loa...
All-Grown-Up Hot Cocoa
Feb 22 @ 3:21AM in The Kitchen
The reason for combining the cocoa, sugar and water and stirring over low heat until shiny and syrupy - is the cocoa has to be cooked first before adding the dairy. The cocoa will never have a chance...

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