I am alive.  
A world I have known for so long,
turned upside down.
Never felt so wrong
everyday brings a frown.

I'm leaving this world,
this world is done with me.
Everything in it it being hurled,
as I d...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 505 views | posted Aug 25, 2011 at 9:04 PM

The world changes... time marches on.  
Things change, inevitably, and the world moves on. I was recently thinking of the past, reminiscing in my own head, about how different things were only 3 or 4 years ago. I thought about the person I ...More...
8 comments | 7 kudos | 703 views | posted Apr 17, 2011 at 2:31 AM

Could someone buy the third world bots a F'ing dictionary?!  
Even the online bots have gone to shit. It's a sad world when we can transform a poor little black boy into a rich white woman, but we can't make a damn automated spam bot come close to making sense. ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 530 views | posted Mar 25, 2011 at 11:26 PM

Lesson number 2 - (or How Not to Sound Like an Ignorant Jackass in Your Blog)  
As designed, the penis is made to fit a vagina. Pretty easy to see the natural attraction there. Beyond that, females give off chemicals designed to attract men. It works. Just as nature intended.

...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 587 views | posted Jan 7, 2011 at 8:04 PM

The doctor needs a nap...  
It's been a long couple of weeks. If anyone says anything in the way of "computer geeks have an easy job, all they do is sit at a computer," slap that bastard hard for me.

So in my previous...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 507 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 10:02 PM

Ok... the doctor is in.  
Some people around here (KitKat) have complained that I don't do enough around here anymore. So now I'm offering. I don't have much in the way of family stories, or things in that nature. Some of you ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 521 views | posted Nov 9, 2010 at 11:37 PM

I'm getting married!!!!!  
Hey everyone!!!!! I have found my dream woman!
Hello

My name is??? (GuanShumin)
Rating: understanding + + hard work + life easy to laugh at things
Personality: lively yet stable, cute...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 716 views | posted Oct 14, 2010 at 9:04 PM

A circle of jerks... it's a fact.  
Although, it's usually just one jerk surrounded by a circle of alternate personalities.

One day I strive to be so easily amused.
So... anyone want to kill a couple minutes? (he...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 506 views | posted Jul 27, 2010 at 10:39 PM

A penis size blog with a solution.  
That is right people, after a certain someone posted a blog about penis size perception, and another on standard or metric, I have decided it is time we settle this scientifically.

The Plan:...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 1295 views | posted May 17, 2010 at 10:58 PM