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I enjoy Otter Pops
I'm a good guy. No really, I am, I swear. I save babies and rescue baskets of puppies from zionist cyborgs. I am also a cannibal, registered sex offender, cannibal, drug addict, am infected with the virus from 28 Days Later, and steal from old ladies.
The person I would like to meet
She needs to be intelligent and able to keep up a conversation. cute would be a plus but for me its more personality. She need not be human, or even anthropomorphic, although it would definately be preferred.
About my work
I am the President of Cuba
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
party, protest, camping, hiking, getting lost, traveling, rennaisance faires, painting, reading, writing songs/short stories, lots of stuff. Im interested in political philosophy, science (mainly physics and biology), math, and languages.
My idea of a great date
Someplace far, someone who i could open up to and who could open up to me.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I poisoned my wife for collaborating with the Cylons...
What is your fantasy vacation?
i really want to travel back in time
What is your academic background?
I'm pre-med/physics major, still in college, and one day i'm going to be really smart
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
In my closet. I found lots of treasures there!
What do you find attractive in people?
What do others do that irritate you?
chew with their mouths open
What do you think is your best quality?
I know lots of stuff.
ask me anything, and even if i don't know it, i'll pretend i do.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'm vulnerable to kryptonite
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
See "What is the favorite thing you like sexully done to you?"
Describe your physique.
I'm made up of oseous, fibrous, areolar, adipose, nervous, and muscle tissue covered entirely by epithelial tissue. I'm an anthropomorphic biped. My skin color is determined by melanins, and my pollicis muscles allow me to use tools.
What do you do well sexually?
Im premed, I know your anatomy
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
See "What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?"
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I want to ride a unicorn and slay jesus.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Nope, just rabies.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm just looking for my dog, have you seen him?
Free Space. Say anything you want!
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Teenage mutant ninja turtles
heroes in a half-shell
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