20 Year Dream
There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them...More...
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posted Apr 15, 2012 at 12:12 AM
CIA has an opening for an assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done,there were three finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took o...More...
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posted Apr 11, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Stop Clapping
In an orchestrated event to promote newer, more restrictive gun laws, President Obama addresses an audience of school children at a West Texas elementary school.
He stands silently at the podium a...More...
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posted Apr 10, 2012 at 11:45 PM
BEFORE AND AFTER
A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex.
The son asked his father, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?"
"Ummm, before sex," the kid...More...
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posted Apr 9, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Ride a donky
Between spiraling gasoline prices and the Obama administration's continuing ban on offshore oil exploration, Americans are growing wary of the President's energy policies. President Obama assured the ...More...
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posted Apr 8, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Sister Mary Katherine
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy."
"Sister Mary Katherine," exclaim...More...
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posted Apr 8, 2012 at 6:01 PM
Pink Slime' back on the menu
Pink slime” is one of the meat industry’s most disgusting creations ever — and the more people learn about it, the more companies turn away from it.
Even McDonald’s has said it won’t use this stuff...More...
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posted Apr 7, 2012 at 11:15 PM
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