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Two alligators relaxing in the swamp  

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don't git it."
"Well," said...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 187 views | posted Feb 23, 2012 at 1:24 PM

Wal-Mart vs. the Goverment  
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | 201 views | posted Feb 20, 2012 at 12:31 AM

Email scam from Malaysia  
Date: 02/15/12 22:51:00

3 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Feb 15, 2012 at 11:31 PM

Valentines, Redneck Style  
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 204 views | posted Feb 11, 2012 at 12:20 PM

So now you know...  
•The Bible is the world's most shoplifted book.
•Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.
•A person can't convert to Hinuism. You must be born into it.
•The average bra size tod...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 201 views | posted Feb 8, 2012 at 9:50 AM

How tall the poles are  
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 215 views | posted Jan 29, 2012 at 9:04 PM

Lady wants to buy cyanide  
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the worl...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 224 views | posted Jan 28, 2012 at 10:58 PM

Amendments, vastly different now  
Nearly everything has changed in the United States since the Bill of Rights was written and adopted. We still see the original words when we read those first 10 Amendments to the Constitution, yet the...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 195 views | posted Jan 26, 2012 at 2:13 PM

Hillary goes to heaven, yeah right!!!  
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person. And, I'm swamped ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Jan 25, 2012 at 11:42 PM

Ate My Socks  

Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 181 views | posted Jan 23, 2012 at 9:51 PM

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