Now For A Little Levity  
The Sperm Donor!

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and have an I.Q. of 165. I'd like to make a donation."
The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a priv...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 231 views | posted May 22, 2011 at 8:02 AM

Family finds $45,000 in new home _ then returns it  
Be honest..What would you do ????

By CHI-CHI ZHANG Associated Press The Associated Press
Thursday, May 19, 2011 8:50
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) —

When Josh Ferrin closed on his family's first...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 226 views | posted May 20, 2011 at 2:13 PM

On Getting Old...It Ain't Too Bad  
I've decided that old age is a gift.

I am now, probably for the first time in my life,
the person I have always wanted to be.
Oh, not my body!
I sometime despair over my body -
the wrin...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 159 views | posted May 19, 2011 at 10:02 AM

Michael Grimm, New Blues Legend In The Making  
One of the most talented blues singers to come down the pike in a couple of decades.
6 comments | 0 kudos | 180 views | posted May 17, 2011 at 9:24 PM

Business Sucks!  


Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass."

Too late, he noticed a b...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 187 views | posted May 17, 2011 at 3:48 PM

Free weed, free tunes: Ore. pot bar hosts karaoke  
Anyone join me at the bar ???
By NIGEL DUARA Associated Press The Associated Press
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
More US News
— Lights dim. A white-haired man of perhaps 50 approaches the ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 186 views | posted May 17, 2011 at 8:38 AM

For the Ladies of Pervia  
Every woman should have...

...one old love she can imagine
going back to
...and one who reminds her
how far she has come...

...enough money within her control
to move out and rent
a place ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 201 views | posted May 16, 2011 at 3:49 PM

Talkin' Suthin'  
Exclamations:

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

"Ahm fixin ta do that"

Threats:

"I'll slap you so hard, when you wa...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 187 views | posted May 16, 2011 at 8:33 AM

How Different Personalities Cope in the Men's Room  


Excitable
Shorts half twisted around and ripped; obviously can't find the hole

Sociable
Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

Cross-eyed
Looks into next urinal to see how...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 179 views | posted May 15, 2011 at 8:23 AM