SEXUAL RHYMING TERMS THAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW:  


WANKY PANKY - fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky

THRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex, especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, or...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 185 views | posted Jul 18, 2011 at 8:56 AM

The Priest's Smut!  
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 237 views | posted Jul 14, 2011 at 10:28 AM

Anybody Can Fart!  



A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl not...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 367 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 11:45 AM

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal  

By JOHN MONE Associated Press The Associated Press
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 12:00 AM EDT
US NewsGARDEN GROVE, Calif. (AP) —
A Southern California woman was in custody Tuesday after authorities ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 7:38 AM

Glenn Beck Moving To Dallas  
Ex-Fox personality Glenn Beck is moving to Dallas
The Associated Press
Monday, July 11, 2011 4:06 PM EDTsNEW YORK (AP) — Former Fox News Channel personality Glenn Beck is bound for Texas.

Beck sa...More...
23 comments | 0 kudos | 590 views | posted Jul 12, 2011 at 7:50 AM

The Poor Horny Husband  
Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for sex for quite...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 548 views | posted Jul 9, 2011 at 7:19 AM

The Wyoming Doctor  
OK..So It's a fuckin' oldy

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried
to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame
was overwhelming. But ever...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 371 views | posted Jul 7, 2011 at 1:13 PM

Don't Drink The Water!  



A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream that ran down from one of his fields

Realizing the danger, he...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Jul 7, 2011 at 7:33 AM

McDonald’s crash  


BATH TWP.: A Copley Township man is accused of being drunk and crashing his pickup truck into a McDonald’s drive-through menu board.

Ben Earl Sherbert, 44, is charged with drunken driving after...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 227 views | posted Jul 6, 2011 at 10:51 PM