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Leroy's Vocabulary Quiz  
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*

1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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7 comments | 0 kudos | 305 views | posted Feb 5, 2010 at 8:12 AM

Fucked Up Beer Laws  
CENTRAL PA NEWS
The argument over where you buy brew is heating up. Convenience and grocery stores say they should be allowed to sell it. Distributors say that would be unfair to them.
Thursday, Feb...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 296 views | posted Feb 4, 2010 at 5:29 PM

Blow Jobs and Pistols  
Three women are talking about their boyfriends.
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm giving him a blow job!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 379 views | posted Feb 4, 2010 at 11:35 AM

An Old Fart's Alphabet..  
New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

N...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 279 views | posted Feb 3, 2010 at 5:40 PM

A Little Funny Satire For You...  
Apple Launches Text-Sharing Device, the CoTex
Andy Borowitz
CUPERTINO (The Borowitz Report) -- In the same week that it launched its much-touted iPad, Apple introduced its latest game-changer to th...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 268 views | posted Feb 2, 2010 at 4:01 PM

Ladies, Get Your Groove On..Free!!!!  
A Spanish disco is tonight offering free "consolers" to the first 400 girls who pitch up at the door, and promises the lucky recipients they're "going to vibrate".

Valencia's Cuomo, described by El...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 209 views | posted Feb 2, 2010 at 8:53 AM

Pull The Plug  
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 307 views | posted Feb 1, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Sex, cars and mates play second-fiddle to Australians' love of booze  
A few weeks ago KitKat asked what you'd give up first..
This is the Aussies answer


February 01, 2010 08:31am

AUSTRALIANS' love affair with grog is so great they'd rather gi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 254 views | posted Feb 1, 2010 at 9:40 AM

My Saturday Night Bath ...  
It was time for Rev Love's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

Sister Magdalene was also instru...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 255 views | posted Jan 31, 2010 at 2:30 PM

Tomorrow's Sermon..Unholy Roller Church of WTF's Happenin'  
Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, and God's Will

Even those of us who are godly and walk in the way of the Lord may find ourselves from time to time beset by afflictions and setbacks – problems such as...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 295 views | posted Jan 30, 2010 at 12:57 PM

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