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58-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
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Things To Ponder  
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you ar...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Feb 16, 2010 at 8:09 AM

Gotta' Love The Irish  
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking pl...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | 277 views | posted Feb 15, 2010 at 1:50 PM

Instead of a Nursing Home  

There will be no nursing home in my future........

When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have chec...More...
18 comments | 2 kudos | 328 views | posted Feb 15, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Rejected Valentines Day Card Verses  

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow
8. I bo...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 318 views | posted Feb 14, 2010 at 10:16 AM

Beer and Sex  
The Beer Prayer:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forg...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 241 views | posted Feb 13, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Friday Funnies..Blondes  
State Capitals
Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes.
So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next da...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 274 views | posted Feb 12, 2010 at 8:28 AM

Performance Review Terms  
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE:
Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
Made no major blunders - yet.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Drinks a lot.

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Spouse drinks, too.

CHAR...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 270 views | posted Feb 11, 2010 at 7:32 AM

The Way Kids Answer Sunday School Questions In My Church  
LOT'S WIFE: The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked
back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My
mommy looked back once while she was driving,...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 259 views | posted Feb 9, 2010 at 1:13 PM

GOOD OLD SAM'S CLUB The Pregnant Blonde !!!!  

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumpi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 303 views | posted Feb 8, 2010 at 2:30 PM

Who Dat????  
SAINTS, SAINTS, SAINTS
17 comments | 0 kudos | 339 views | posted Feb 7, 2010 at 11:40 AM

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