AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating
60-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Pisces Pisces
send mail forward to friend
send wink print profile
add to favorites report abuse
add to friends post shoutout

Sexy Greeks 'N Cowboys  
A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar.

He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him....More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 306 views | posted Mar 1, 2010 at 9:40 AM

Terms to Know  

TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love.

PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way ou...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 271 views | posted Feb 28, 2010 at 8:28 AM

Ol' Stan's Asshole Buddies...  
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always d...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 357 views | posted Feb 27, 2010 at 10:32 AM

Good Ol' Airplane Problems Solved Again  
Problems and Solutions
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replac...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 335 views | posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:01 AM

STD Anyone???  

Patti, a well-stacked blonde, sat on the examining table. Dr Donovan placed his hand on her bare breast, "You know what I'm doing, don't you?" he asked.

"Yes," she murmured, "You're checking for ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 429 views | posted Feb 25, 2010 at 10:29 PM

Tips with English Grammer For Bloogers...Use Spell Chk..and  
1. Don't abbrev.

2. Check to see if you any words out.

3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4. About sentence fragments.

5. When dangling, don't use participles.

8 comments | 0 kudos | 385 views | posted Feb 25, 2010 at 7:29 AM

Tiger's Mistresses Gather at Yankee Stadium for Press Conference  
Andy Borowitz

With Tiger Woods' much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend's mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stad...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Feb 24, 2010 at 9:18 AM

Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? Part II  
-- Waste disposal tool

Dogs: pooper-scooper

Computers: uninstaller

-- Sensitive internal procedures

Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional

3 comments | 0 kudos | 341 views | posted Feb 23, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Email Scams  
Be aware there are a couple of new ones out there now..
PayPal and FBI scams.
I've had PayPal for years with no problems..
The scam hit my Debit card for $464.25 overnight..
Lots of h...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 351 views | posted Feb 22, 2010 at 10:43 AM

Quotes From Business Managers..DUH!!!!!  

Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions:

- As of tomorrow, employees will only be able t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 329 views | posted Feb 22, 2010 at 7:54 AM

page << 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 >> of 47 pages < previous | next >
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

*WARNING* AdultMatchdoctor does not screen its members. It is very important that you read our safety warning before you communicate with any of our members. Profiles from Non-English speaking countries have their own special section on the safety warning page, make sure to read it if you are responding to such profiles!

*18 U.S.C. 2257* This website is exempt from 18 U.S.C. 2257.  This website does not produce visual depictions of actual sexual conduct, but is a mere hosting service/distributor of classified dating ads that may contain such photos submitted by our members. Read more here.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2016 Online Singles, LLC.