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Alternate Health Care Bills  
Infographic From The Onion
March 10, 2010 | Issue 46•10

In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. He...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 354 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 2:01 PM

And People Wonder Why.....  
School Notes
These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.)

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 288 views | posted Mar 10, 2010 at 8:14 AM

SEX !!!!!  
I'm really happy today

I just found out that I can still have all the sex I want at 74
I live at 68 so it's just a short walk home after

4 comments | 1 kudo | 333 views | posted Mar 9, 2010 at 5:09 PM

Laws Of Life  
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 2:35 PM

Lessons On Aging..  

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 295 views | posted Mar 8, 2010 at 7:09 AM

If We Only Knew !!!!  
Graham and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Graham watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 8:51 PM

Can Any Ladies Associate With This???  
A Bear
I want to be a bear......

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 299 views | posted Mar 5, 2010 at 7:49 AM

Possibly the BEST Blonde Joke Ever!!!  
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to g...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 389 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 10:47 PM

And You Think your Weather Sucks....  
August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Duluth, Minnesota to our new home in Karratha, Western Australia. Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy eveni...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 388 views | posted Mar 4, 2010 at 8:24 AM

Senior Health Care Solution.  
So you're a senior citizen and the government says....

no health care or pension for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives everyone 65 years or older a gun and 8 bullets.

You are allowed ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 387 views | posted Mar 1, 2010 at 7:40 PM

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