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Kicked Out Of Wally's For Wearing A Bikini Top  
I wouldn't have let her in in the first place..Scary
10 comments | 0 kudos | 708 views | posted Aug 1, 2011 at 6:57 PM

Wanna See My Undies?  

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"

Before she could respo...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 2533 views | posted Jul 29, 2011 at 9:12 AM

Too Much Sex  

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.

3 comments | 1 kudo | 472 views | posted Jul 28, 2011 at 4:40 PM


1. If you and I were squirrels,
could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head
and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat,
I coul...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 386 views | posted Jul 28, 2011 at 9:08 AM

I'm A Republican  

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a Republican."

So the guy went up to a pre...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 563 views | posted Jul 27, 2011 at 2:49 PM

In Love With His Goat  

"I'm in love with my goat," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 433 views | posted Jul 25, 2011 at 12:32 PM

Dionne Bromfield  
If you like Amy Winehouse..check this out..
5 comments | 0 kudos | 506 views | posted Jul 23, 2011 at 5:40 PM

The Mating Dogs  

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

The grandmother was ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 287 views | posted Jul 22, 2011 at 8:08 AM

A Good Date  

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and they all came home at about the same time.

The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 300 views | posted Jul 21, 2011 at 9:10 AM

A guy came home and found his best budddy hiding in a closet
with a hard on..

He asked, "What the fuck are you doing here?"

"Waiting for a bus!"

"That was a really stupid...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 382 views | posted Jul 19, 2011 at 7:21 AM

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