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You May Be Taliban If.....  
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than t...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 384 views | posted May 21, 2010 at 3:33 PM


- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

- My grandmother started walking five miles a day w...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 216 views | posted May 21, 2010 at 10:28 AM

For My Coffeeholic Friends  

25 Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee

I love coffee, maybe too much. Cups of coffee, coffee smoothies, iced coffee from McDonald’s - you name it I’ll drink it (and alot of it). I can’t d...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 401 views | posted May 20, 2010 at 7:52 AM

To Women From A Guy  

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.

If you won't/don't dress like the Victoria's S...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 461 views | posted May 19, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Ladies..Is This True???  
Men are like:

They irritate the shit out of you.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

They never seem to be long enough.

Nothing ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 422 views | posted May 19, 2010 at 12:11 PM

Similarities With Men And Dogs  

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are suspicious of the postman...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted May 18, 2010 at 9:37 PM

5 Things Women Will Never Understand  

Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clipper...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 332 views | posted May 18, 2010 at 3:37 PM

The Bachelor Commandments  

1. Thou shalt always fool around on your girlfriend (that way when she dumps you you can always get the last laugh).
2. Thou shalt not hose thy girlfriend's friends unless you're sure you can get ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 260 views | posted May 18, 2010 at 7:47 AM

Little Johnny Does It Again !!!  
A third grade teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.

To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answer...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 478 views | posted May 17, 2010 at 3:57 PM

Mammogram Anybody????  

At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation." The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told my story.

"Your Honour," I said, "I had a mammo...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 332 views | posted May 17, 2010 at 8:51 AM

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