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An old geezer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thorou...More...
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posted Feb 25, 2011 at 7:28 AM
Gimme Some Butter Bitch!!!!
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Police: Butter-hungry man pulls knife at church buffet
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Published: Monday, August 25, 2008 at 12:00 p.m.
Last Modified: Monday, August 25, 2008...More...
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posted Feb 24, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Don't You Be Stealin' My Thin Mints Roomie
  Fla. Police: Dispute over Thin Mints gets physical
The Associated Press
Tuesday, February 22, 2011 9:28 PM EST
This booking photo provided by the Collier County Sheriff's Office show...More...
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posted Feb 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Any Bob Marley Fans???
http://youtu.be/af9CXYy3SfAGarden of Black Roses
This is one of my all time Marley faves 
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posted Feb 22, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Beautiful Day
It's too fuckin' nice today to be indoors..83 at my house, nice breeze, partly cloudy..  
Bye Bye 
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posted Feb 22, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Future Of The Blues
http://youtu.be/8PshGgt06XEYa' Gotta' Hear This Kid
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posted Feb 21, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Minister's Salary
At Sunday church Reverend Love explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so p...More...
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posted Feb 21, 2011 at 12:31 PM
NUTZ
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next
hour just rubbing his testicles........
Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned ...More...
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posted Feb 21, 2011 at 8:35 AM
_Part two, The uglyest Texan, Emmeron required___
FUCKIN' DUH   
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posted Feb 20, 2011 at 3:42 PM
The Jones Twins
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone...More...
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